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The Final Roll...
"Hey is everyone here?" Steve says, and he looks around his living room. He heard no response. "I wonder where the h*ll everyone is?"
he said with a large angry voice. Wait... if the games out... it's ready... and SOMEONE is here... I can... Come on... I can... CALL DUNGEON MASTER!! "I call DM!" Steve said, laughing while no others even knew, now he just need to wait. Toko-Kun looks around in his empty dungeon. "Well this sucks..." Then suddenly something popped out of the bushes. "AAAHHHH!!! SPIDERS!!!" It was a red-headed warrior, he wore red armor, and seemed EXTREAMLY stupid. "Hello?" Toko-Kun said while the... errrrmm... fighter? Sure let's go with that... ran around screaming. "OH SNAP!!" The 'fighter' jumped into the bushes. "Ok..." Red = OoG (Out of Game (As in playing the game in real life)) Green = ItD (In the Dungeon (As in the characters in the dungeon)) Blue = OoR (Out of the RPG (Self explainitory)) |
uhh this belongs in the Rp signups and discussion section. It's cool I did the same thing once.
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A lone Drow Ranger was wandering the forest. Making sure that any with negative intentions were kept from making those intentions a reality. You see, this was no normal Drow... (Activate FF6 black screen with sprite of character floating to middle, and text describing them appearing.)
Daren Kaan'ad, a young drow elf ranger of house Kaan'ad. He had forsaken the drow ways and fled to the surface, after seeing the evils his kin were capable of. He now roams the surface, seeking for a path in life that will allow him to help the world, and rid the world of evil. (End FF6 black screen with sprite of character floating to middle, and text describing them appearing.) He saw a figure in black leather armor, and another in red armor with red hair, who jumped into a bush. He spoke, uncertain of what they were doing there, "Who are you two, and what is your business here?" He visibly moved his hands toward his weapons, "Be warned, that if you wish to attempt any harm to the good people and civilizations of this world, you will have to go through me!" |
Toko-Kun notices the warrior, since he is the dungeon master, he decided to hide.
"I CHOOSE TO USE MY +9 HIDING ABILITY!" Steve starts to glow because of the cheap lighting he bought for just this occassion. "I WILL NOT TELL YOU WHERE I WILL HIDE! Fufufufu..." Steve hides under the table. "Fufufu..." Toko-Kun muttered as he went into a large door that instantaniously appeared out of nowhere. "Let's see how he will fair against THIS enemy... fufufu..." As an enemy enters the game known as... Garland. |
Oh come on," Will yelled, "that's no fair. Everyone knows that Garland is so weak that and unarmed unarmored Fighter could take him down!
"You, armored figure, who in the 9 h***s are you?" Said Daren, as he drew his sword and dagger. "I will not fight you if I do not have to. if it comes down to it however, you shall be battling a foe stronger than you could imagine. As he said that, the drow elf got into a fighting stance |
"You're in for a surprise... fufufu..." Steve said as he rolled a few dice.
Garland jumped into the air, and drew out the ultimate weapon... "Sword-chucks yo!" Garland then jumped again, and attacked a bush. "I missed... WAAAAH!!" |
Oh. My. God. You have perfectly replicated Garland's patheticness in D&D form!" Will said as he rolled his dice.
"You pathetic fool!" Yelled Daren as he struck Garland with his sword, and again with his dagger. "Surrender now while you still can!" |
Steve pops his head from under the table. "+9 I say!! +9 you fools!!" As Steve ducks back under. After 3 minutes and 37 seconds of silence, Steve pops out. "Uhhhh... where is everyone else?" There was then 1 minute and 12 seconds of silence. "Plus niiiiiiiiiiiiine!!" As Steve ducks under the table.
Toko-Kun went to get suited for running away to his secret lair of pie... "Dooo- dooo- do- doo- doooooo... going to my lair.... dooo- do- do- doooo- doooooo... gonna eat some pie... laaaaa- la- laaaaaa... gonna use my +12 in moving silently... hehe." Toko-Kun then ran half-way across the dungeon via the convienient DM only skywalk. That was fun.:p |
"Yeah yeah, +9, I get it! I'm a ranger, I have tracking you know." Will said, geting tired of his DM's ranting.
"Do you yield fool," Daren addressed Garland ", or must I knock more sense into you?" The young dark elf spun his blades in his hands, as if to emphasize his statement. C'mon RM's Hat, get to the challenges already! I'm waitin'. An infant forest imp would be harder than this! |
"Plllluuuuuuusssss niiiiiinnneeeee!!" Steve said as he took his Black Mage, and Whte Mage action figure out. "White Mage, why don't you love me?" Black Mage said. "I hatez0rz u, cuz u t3h n00b."
Toko-Kun jumped in with his suriken at hand. "Time to show you my real power..." Toko-Kun started to glow, as his hands started to glow as well with a blue haze. "Sur..." "Do..." "KEN!!" A large blue beam, with a suriken imbeaded into it whammed right into the young dark elf. "Ha! That's not even a +9, it only a +2!" Toko-Kun said laughing. "Well... +9 Hide go!" Toko-Kun ran away like a scared little forrest elf. Sorry for taking so long. :( |
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