Yay! So for the next 23 hours, I'll only have to worry about a few other people killing me.

Like that Irish guy that tried to beat me up near that bar, the Italian guy that made some threats, my martial arts instructors, my roommate, my RA...

Damn, too many enemies.

You make me a sad panda.

Enjoy your break, Mauve.

Feel free to overlook the fact that your 23-hour sanctuary coincides with the 24-48 hours that I wouldn't be online to harrass you anyway. Because that just sucks the joy right out of the whole concept.

My magic is more powerful than I thought, if my mere absence can transform a forum hobo into a large bamboo-eating mammal from China. A large, bamboo-eating mammal who suffers from clinical depression, no less.

OOH, OHH, CAN I JOIN THE LIST IF I SAY I LIKE YOUR COOKIES!

KZZT

Guess not...

Look, we know that both the Prinny and the Elf got insane powers from the king of hell. There is no question of that. But, I have inside word on his plans, so I doubt it's his plot. It seems to be that Raiden's creator is doing something behind the scenes. But, you gotta admit, he is a bit of a windbag... sorry Pyros, but it's true. I don't know if he's doing all this cuz a couple millenia ago I took his last packet of cheetos... I told him that I didn't, and despite me lying, he should have beleived me, even if he watched me eating it... and told me to stop... repeatedly.

How long does he hold grudges for anyway?

Bah. The way I understand it is that Mauve is going to be on Spring Break, which means Mauve is going to be in a bikini, which makes me happy. All I ask is you take pictures of you having fun.

Oh. And don't forget souveniers!

Sadly, I won't be going anywhere with warm weather and sandy beaches. More like a rainy city with various shopping and sight-seeing opportunities and Cirque du Soileil: Varekai! in the evening. So I'm afraid that means no bikinis. Fun for me, since Cirque kicks ass; Bad for you, because I've just shattered your dreams of bikinidom. (PFFT! Like I'd ever post pictures of me in a swimsuit. WAKE UP, ECURT!!)


But I'll bring you back a cookie, Ecurt. It'll be a special souvenier.

Ecurt, I salute your ecchiness. It almost surpasses my own. Almost.

As for Mauve, "Because I'm locking the door!" made me laugh to no end. I'm still having giggling fits, although that might just be the crack. I've explained the crack, the insanity it induces, and how I cope with said insanity with more crack, right?

My point is GIMME SOME CRACK BITCH!!!!!!!!!!
*cough*

Have fun on your break!

Bah no bikini? Oh well, I still hope you have fun, and just because you won't be in a bikini that doesn't mean you can't take pictures.

PS: I hope that will be an extra special cookie. :)
PPS: I'm less ecchi than POS? Then obviously I'm not doing my job.

I'm on no side except the one belonging to the foot that kicks the ass.

Depends on the POS. Pedro O'Sullivan is hardly ecchi at all. Dave Sedgwick, on the other hand....

Dude, you are so working for my company when this is all over.