"No, I won't."

*Snaps fingers and has Gato obliterate Raiden with a storm of gunfire*

"That'll learn ya."

*As Raiden's dead body drops to the ground, it slowly transforms into the form of a cop. Suddenly, somebody taps Dante on the shoulder. Dante turns, and Raiden punches him in the face. After a cool one minute slow-mo shot of Dante's mouth being disaligned, Dante is sent flying back into a building.*

"Silly human."

*Another hand taps Raiden on his shoulder*

"You missed a spot."

*Dante bitch-slaps Raiden back into the Stone Age. *

"Over here."

*Raiden backfists Dante into next week*

"Did you miss me? I guess not!"

*Dante gives Raiden a roundhouse that smacks him into a nearby lamp post. This continues for a couple of days, while Raiden and Dante watch their clones constantly try to one-up each other from a restaurant aboard an airship.*

"You know, we should have done this a long time ago. Saves so much time..."

*Raiden punches Dante in the chest with many rapid punches. With a flying tornado kick he sends Dante careening through the window of the airship and out into the sky. He then raises his hand, and calls a waiter over.*

"Hmmm... The chicken sounds good, but I've never tried a fried fish on an airship before. Might be interesting."

*Waiter morphs into Dante*

"Well, I tried, but you give me no choice...

"Gloom, and darkness, awake by calling the forbidden black flame from the negative field of chaos. Para Nodoi Formor Burul Nei Eeder Ee Eita Narl Idol Hebun N Heill Iaiannma Paranoid Iommi Geezer Ozzy! BLAGOZAHARTH!"

*Airship is consumed in a massive sphere of black flame*

*Outside the field, Raiden was flying around in the sky.*

"Geez, even in a MATRIX fight, we somehow always end up back at Dark Schneider."

Devil Dark Schneider shimmers out of the air, floating serenely in front of Raiden.

"Avatars perhaps?"