A chuck norris cartoon
 

Ok I was down stairs and my tv was on and it was on adult swim. I was like NO WAY! But it was real. They made a cartoon about chuck norris that epsiode was called "Chuck norris and the dealy Dolpiens. It is so funny the whole cartoon is really really muffed up I want go into detail but I just thought hey I think this is Nuklear power fourm worthy because it was so muffed up. I mean I know he was cool at one point but this is just getting really really pointless now.

This is how it went It was chuck norris some kid who was his "apprentice", a ninja, a sumo wrester and a few other and the bad guys was a woman named Angel face and super ninja I mean come on. Chuck norris could have took them all on and kick there butt why did he need help from a ninja and a sumo wrester, and all these other people? Any how they took over sea lab and was threating to make a tidal wave to destroy toko, once again very lame. Well they sent chuck norris team in which includes all his team meber accept him he went and took care of some loose ends they got caught and he had to go and save there butt and stop they plain. in the end it had chuck norris tell people basicaly not to give up when things got though so I won't give up when things get tough....but only because I don't want to get round house kicked in the face.

But then again this was made in 1983 or something like that. This cartoon was a filler for inyusa. I think. So how messed up is that? Tell me what you all think?

Mr. Mage

Sounds fit for animation, and any Chuck Norris jokes in this thread will be met with death.

Yes, death.

A plane was shot down because Chuck Norris pointed his finger at it, and said "bang"

Well... nice seeing you all... I'll just be packing my things now.

Why does no one ever believe me?

(Seriously though, no more. A joke's a joke, but the next Chuck Norris quip gets a warning since this is about the cartoon.)

The animator who drew the Chuck Norris cartoon spontaneously grew a beard and had sex with all of his female colleagues. Twice. At the same time.

Really though, a Chuck Norris cartoon? They must be trying to cash in on his recent so-called fame. This paired with his appearance on tv reading off some of his quotes (though the chosen ones were really dumb)...huh.

No no, I heard it was made back in the 80's.

But it sorta pretty was though...

Yeah. AS aired that, one of the Mr. T cartoons, and a Yogi Bear parody done by the guy who does Ren and Stimpy last night, as place holders for some of their normal shows. They also put fart noises over GTIS and FMA for April Fools.

None of it was done BY AS, and it probably won't be coming back any time soon.

In related news: CAT SCANS DO NOT WORK LIKE THAT!

Well, remember that these were made back in the days where people could get away with technobabble a lot easier because a majority of viewers didn't have a clue how the technology involved actually worked (not even the scriptwriters.)

Interesting how campy it seems when shown before today's audiences, isn't it?

Thankfully, since someone in this thread already blatantly defied the "no Chuck Norris jokes" restriction, the necessary evil quota here has been filled, and I'm off the hook. Whew.

It was kinda weird though I mean I was in a state of shock. A Chuck Norris cartoon I thought it was just a April fools joke that Adult Swim decided to do. But nope it was a real cartoon show.

By the way the name of the cartoon was called "Chuck Norris: Karate Kommandos." It was made in 1986, and the cartoon is about 30 minutes long. Here is a preveiw of the esipode I saw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSU1L...e%20kommandoes.

Mr. Mage

I show that cartoon it was on last night. It was diffrent, but I will have to agree with Mr. Mage why did he have all those people with him I mean he could have tooken them all by him self.

KBM