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For Chik'en, the greatest chick among chickens, was invested with the power of the Unconquered Sun, and retook the chicken's rightful empire from the usurper turkeys.
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But all was not well, for the thought extinguished race of degenerate Kentucky friers survived somehow (possibly due to being so degenerate they were no longer considered human by all), and had intent to continue their frying of chicken.
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Little did they know that Sir Ronald Of McDonalds, the Earl Of nuggets, as he was sometimes refered, had a similar plan, thus ensuring extra tasty crispy and all white meat nuggets for all.
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For all chickens(such as Kikuichimonji[THATS RIGHT! YOURE A CHICKEN PROSTITUTE! Youre the king of prostituting with chickens]) who had labored day and night at exterminating the smartest of all chicken kind, THE DODO BIRD, which led to the inevitable fall of the chicken empire.
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With the fall of both the chickens and the turkeys, it seemed that one single race would never rule alone, which is why the surviving of the intelligent races held a meeting to divide the land.
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Of course, Raiden, as usual, ignored Ecurt's order to not shoot the zombie ambassador's head off-though, in retrospect, you had to wonder why the zombies were at that meeting anyway.
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The_Wandering_God resented having his head blown off greatly.
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But his objection went unheard, because he was dead.
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And, you know, the fact that he had no mouth.
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Because we all know that a shotgun blast to a zombies head equal glorious 'splodification.
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