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Mirai Gen 04-11-2006 03:07 PM

Uwe Boll gets butt-hurt about his fans.
 
Hahahah! No, seriously....BWAHAHAHA

Instead of taking his critique for what it is - truth - he sits and insists that everyone who talks about how bad he is hasn't seen his movies.
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The problem, he explains, is that "Tons of journalists, including you, have nothing else to do than to follow the Internet voices of one or two thousand people. Only half of those people have seen my movies, and only two per cent of those people have seen my movies before House of the Dead."
Jeeze, where does he get his numbers? I saw Alone in the Dark and House of the Dead - both sucked pretty bad, and I'm not going to go so far as to say Blood Rayne will be any better - though I have yet to see it.

Man this guy is paranoid.

However! At least he confirmed he is not working on the MGS script - HAPPY DAY!

Lockeownzj00 04-11-2006 07:57 PM

It scares the shit out of me that people like Uwe Boll still exist. It scares me even further that once you reach the government level, people still act the same way.

DFM 04-11-2006 08:26 PM

Dear God, I despise that man.

Meister 04-12-2006 04:19 AM

Ive seen one of his movies before House of the Dead. It was called Black Woods, and truth be told, it was watchable. Of course, virtually all plot elements were terrible cliches and there were three big revelations at the end (two too many and equally cliched), but watchable.

Jagos 04-12-2006 07:27 AM

I saw Resident Evil...

I want my money back!

Fifthfiend 04-12-2006 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by JC123
I saw Resident Evil...

I want my money back!

For the record, that was directed by Paul WS Anderson, not Boll.

Toastburner B 04-12-2006 09:11 AM

Wait....Uwe Boll has fans?

Since when?

Rhyos 04-12-2006 09:18 AM

Yeah, remember a little movie called Street Fighter? Yeah, it did everything wrong. M. Bison was clearly a shrivelled old man in a musclesuit, Guile was played by Jean-Claude Van Damme, Dhalsim was a doctor, and Blanka was an eeeeeeeeevil expeeeeriment by Bison.

Yep. Everything wrong. :thief:

Chipper173 04-12-2006 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Toastburner B
Wait....Uwe Boll has fans?

Since when?

That was my reaction when reading the title, too.

Whale Biologist 04-12-2006 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhyos
Yeah, remember a little movie called Street Fighter? Yeah, it did everything wrong. M. Bison was clearly a shrivelled old man in a musclesuit, Guile was played by Jean-Claude Van Damme, Dhalsim was a doctor, and Blanka was an eeeeeeeeevil expeeeeriment by Bison.

Yeah, but it was so bad, it was GOOD! I mean, it was SOOOO bad, it actually travelled ALL the way through bad to re-enter the Universe on the GOOD side. Quantum film deserves at least a couple props... now tell me you didnt sit through Street Fighter giggling like a schoolgirl...


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