It is quite simple.

It is a time of omens - the black comet called the Invisible Moon hangs in the sky, approaching the time of conjunction where the ancient Chaos Gate shall open the path to the new era. The dark powers of Chaos have stirred, choosing their Herald of the End Times and granting to them the Heart of Chaos as mark of their favour. The Herald shall lead the numberless legions of chaos-spawn that wait beyond the Gate in ending the ordered universe and all will be consumed by an ecstatic holocaust.

Four seals were placed around the Gate in ages past to attempt to prevent this dire future ever coming to pass. Each was imbued with the purity of an element to create their great binding about the Gate. But over the eons, Chaos has entered the seals, corrupting them so their fail is now inevitable.

There is a still a ray of hope though. Arhra will come forwards with a daring plan to lead a group of 'heroes' to destroy the seals before the conjunction comes to pass. With the seals broken, they will be able to face the Herald of the End Times before the Gate opens to unlock the Herald's full potency and the hordes of Chaos.

So essentially your standard dungeon crawl. I'm considering seeing how many RPG cliches I can parody or incorporate.

Why don't we have a game list that states who goes in which order. Like the Mafia game list CMP has on the forum games board (it's a small board so it should not be hard to find.) Although, since Newb and Arhra called it first, I must go after... more power to them :P

Let's compile a list, so we don't have any confusion.

*Hisses at the mention of Mafia* Your words are poison, heretic.

Someone mention mafia a lot. If we poison DB, Phoenix can loot his body for physical augmentations we can replicate.

*Summons her tools from elsewhere* "Whee! Physical Augmentations!" *Radiant grin*

... Nah, I'd never dissect DB for the pleasure of Raiden or anyone else.

Ah, Phoenix, but would you dissect him.... for SCIENCE!!?

*cuddles Phoenix like a cute, fuzzy, and exceptionally deadly kitten* ^_^

Science? *Is happily, kawaii-kittensnuggling DB* Oh, I doubt it. I'd dissect you for science though!

*Leaps up atop a table, slapping Pedro with her glove and flicking her slashing sword at the capitalist's nose*

"A duel for your heart! Stand and deliver, Pedro-chan!"

*taps Phoenix on the shoulder from behind*

How do you like fighting my shadow?

*Taps POS on the shoulder from behind*

Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon, my good sir?

*Taps PyrosNine on the shoulder from behind*

No real reason for interrupting. I just like jumpin' on the old bandwagon with the rest of the cool folks.

*Taps Pyros on the shoulder while he's facing Mauve and hands him a jar of fancy Mustard*

But of course!

*Dashes behind POS and taps him on the shoulder, taking the Mustard with him.*

Why splendid! Many thanks, ol' bean! Wot Wot!

*taps Pyros from behind on the shoulder.*

This running gag is fun and enjoyable. Besides, it's pointless. I already dissected DB.

*flicks his thumb back at DB covered in stitches*

Just did it really fast. Though, I have no clue what THIS organ does....

*taps Raiden on the shoulder*

That's his semicolon. It's useful, but never really all that necessary.

*Tap dances on POS' shoulder. Because he can.*

No Pedro, you got it wrong.

That's his Granpalamus Gland

It's what makes him so old and grumpy.

*Taps on Newb on the shoulder*

You broke the chain.

There was a chain?

In any case, I was spending the time wisely.

*pulls out a machine that taps people on the shoulder. Releases it, breaks everybody's shoulder.*

*Taps everyone on the shoulder.*

Psst, new thread