I've heard that Scientology also tried to artificially raise it's standing on the national bestseller lists by initiating massive book-buying campaigns within it's own members.

""Last Event: 04/18/06 S Favorable with 1 amendment(s) by Children and Families; YEAS 6 NAYS 0 on Tuesday, April 18, 2006 3:21 PM"

To me, that sounds like it was passed. [EDIT: Well, not passed all the way, there's quite a few steps to take for a Bill to become law, and we're still fairly early in that. By "passed", I mean "not blocked by the inane ramblings of cultists"]

I'll wait for final confirmation from the Buonauro family before I get overly celebratory though"

hmm. it seems that the Scientologists have lost in florida.

Ironically, thats proof there's a higher power who likes us. :)

Amusingly enough that's not how the New York Times Bestseller List works, though it could still have an effect on it by proxy.

Personally there has never been more proof that God does exist than the fact that Him and Jesus are probably laughing at all of the religons. I mean really, most reporters can't get a quote right to save their lives so.....You know. He probably thinks it's funny, and it makes the after party in heaven Akward for the fresly dead.

But it don't matter, according to Loser Ronald Mcdonald Hubbard, God is a space alien and he shoots scientologists with infinity beams of medicine and knowledge, and candy. (Can't forget the Alien God candy.)

Shhh, I'm birthing an infant, I need total silence.

Aaarrgh! Your unnecessary breaking of the holy silence during childbirth has attracted innumerable thetans to my newborn child! They will plague and haunt him and cloud his mind! He will never be able to achieve the state of OPERATING THETAN!

We must sacrifice him to Xenu in a holy ritual that costs 1,000,000 dollars and is carried out by homeless people who get paid .50 cents for it and the rest goes to David Miscavige!!!!!

AKIA! Er... wrong cult...


Edit: Please don't hurt me.

I am a little offended, not by the bashing of sciewho gives a crap but because I belive in psionic abilities and so does my "religion". Ok ill level with you I dont have a religion, its just like a code of ethics, things like treat other with respect you know what all religions have but, there is one other thing I sorta belive in that is, that the only god is yourself. Go ahead and bash it to hell and back (to bad my "religion" dont have a hell)

Uhm... how're we supposed to bash a religion that we have no clue about? I mean, I love making fun of idiots for disagreeing with me, but you're going to have to be a bit more specific. Besides, I'm like 90% you don't know what a "religion" is by definition. And please- stick to Scientology. If you want to talk about you that bad, just make a thread.

Yes, I do not know what a "religion" by definition is but I tend to define words wrong anyways I geuse I should have said it's my belief, all I can say is hey Loqui equally gallina, esse equally viginti gallinas.
p.s my latin is pretty bad