Sure one could.

If one were stupid.

... But honesty, I do find it important to distinguish between the two. There's a difference between honestly not being able to comprehend something and refusing to comprehend irrespective of one's ability to do so. Shit, there's even a legitimate psychological benifit to the latter, to say nothing of the social and financial rewards which can accrue to those who simply refuse to acknowledge a given set of facts.

I love you too, Fifth.

Aw, yer makin' me blush.

And here I go, wasting my 100th post to say, "Get a room, wusses."

Things that make me angry.... this could take all night, but here's a few off the top of my head:

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People who ravenously consume tacky, awful forms of entertainment whilst fully aware of how tacky and awful it is, and who justify it by saying stuff like "it's so bad it's good"

People who treat waiters, bartenders and shop assistants with contempt.

Parents who can't be bothered to learn to spell the name they plan to bestow upon their child: it's spelled "Ashley", people, there's only ONE "e"!

50 Cent

Emotional blackmail, and the use of weakness or frailty as a weapon.

Giving children drugs as a substitute for exercise, education and a decent diet.

People who spell "a lot" as one word. Same goes for "a bit" etc.

Mobile telephony

The word "feisty"

The use of the term "ethnic" to mean "foreign + non-white". EVERYONE is "ethnic", we all have ethnic origins, ethnicity is just whatever your racial background is. Used on its own as an adjective, the term has NO MEANING WHATSOEVER! Seriously, you have no idea how infuriating it is when someone describes a black or Asian person as "ethnic looking". I mean, my god, it's making my blood boil just to type about it. Seriously, I just punched my wall hard enough to leave a dent after thinking about the kind of person who would use that word in that way. AARGH!

Wasps.

Beauty pageants for the under 16s

Self-righteous environmentalists

People who drive enormous, impractical, gas-guzzling vehicles and think they're making a stand against self-righteous environmentalists by doing so.

George W. Bush

Lazy, predictable comedy that revolves around obvious and uninsightful mockery of George W. Bush

The O.C. Damn, I HATE that show.

Did I mention the use of the word "ethnic" as an adjective meaning "foreign"? I feel I have to make sure, because in case I didn't already mention it, that REALLY bugs me.

GAS PRICES! HOLY SHIT.

Seeing gas prices where they are, and oil company profits, makes me want to travel back in time, to the Bikini Atoll, 1 March 1954, steal Castle Bravo on its shot cab, travel back to our time, put Bravo into the Exxon Mobil corporate headquarters, arm it, stand on top of it, and shout obscenities at the startled onlookers until the bomb finally decided it was time to go supercritical.

Suddenly, all the news channels would go into SPESHUL REPOOORT mode and proceed to display on their cameras the result, which would be totally impossible as all their cameras would have been melted and magnetized beyond repair
THE END

Girl pants,
emo flops,
people that cut themselves,
wusses
and willful ignorance, (thank you for the clarification station fifth)

You misspelled "X-TREME!"