Neodymium, why did spork get that name? What's wrong with foon?

That's what angers me. =/
Not really.

Defense of nonsensical and unjustifiable beliefs.

Can't believe I forgot to add these:

C.S.I, C.S.I Miami, and anything or anyone associated with either.

The FUCKING Da Vinci Code

When playing Fallout Tactics on "Tough Guy" mode (can only save at base, before and after missions), when I complete all my main objectives, kill all the enemies, pick up all the loot I need, then have to restart the whole damn mission because my stupid ass stepped on a land mine or didn't bring someone who could pick a lock in order to complete the last bloody secondary objective.

Calibrating the final tower in the Thunder Plains in Final Fantasy X-2

Pineapple on pizza. Seriously, what the fuggin' fugg is wrong with you people?

Any TV program with the word "celebrity" in the title.

Kids who "hate the police" but will run screaming to the nearest cop the second an adult dares challenge their god-given right to harass and intimidate anyone who walks within 15 feet of their moronic, incestuous clique.

Astrology, palm reading, tarot and all other forms of fortune telling.

Guantanemo Bay

The electric chair. I'm not particularly in favour of judicial execution at all, but more humane, efficient and non-completely-fucking-retarded methods of execution have been around for millennia.

Ren and Stimpy

Idiots who think that putting tinted windows, alloy wheels and a cheap body kit on a shitty car will make people not notice that they are, in fact, an idiot driving a shitty car.

Any and all TV dramas except Lost. (Please note that this generalised hatred of TV drama in no way dilutes or invalidates my deep, seething and specific contempt and loathing for C.S.I + the O.C)

R.Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet"

NAMBLA

1337speek on RP/RP-PvP servers in World of Warcraft.

EDIT: Didn't want to spam by making a new post for this one, but I absolutely had to put it down right away: PEOPLE WHO HAVE AN ANSWERING MACHINE ON THEIR PHONE BUT NEVER USE IT! I must have spent a fortune in pennies over the years on hearing the answerphone pick up, then hanging up instantly. Little do you know, but I've been saving up all the 1p charges on my 'phone bills, and one day you stupid ignorant bloody fools will EAT them all.

More coming soon, probably. Lots of things make me angry.

That's a pretty good one.

You, my friend, diserve a metal.

You get second place.

I hate many things. Mostly, it's just stupidity. That's really all it comes down too.

Oh, and Barby. WHY WON'T SHE DIE?!

If I have to get out of this chair, you AMD-loving villain.. OH WHO AM I KIDDING! I'VE GONE OVER TO THE DARK SIDE! AMD IS FOR ME!

And I've decided that Darth Sidious is just as badass as Darth Vader. He created Vader, so he deserves equal credit for his badass-ness.

A lot of things tick me off. The fact that I'm going to post them might even tick others off. I dislike the federal goverment immensly. It shouldn't have as much power as it does, in my opinion. Communism. Who doesn't hate it? The current welfare system and income tax. Forcing people who work hard or intelligently to pay for the survival of the lazy and stupid. (Yes, I do believe there are people who honestly need welfare, but the entire system needs an overhaul.)

People who generalize(Dunno if that's the right word) like:

All Emos are cry babys.

All black people like Rap and ream about being gangstas.

Things like this.

Tell you what, you want to know what really pisses me off? Customers. I work at a retail store, and I swear to God, the next person that comes in and says, hey i got this thing, and it needs a cord, you got it right? I'm going to go batshit crazy and kill them. Also, people, if you buy a phone at a retail outlet, they have no control over what the provider does to you bill, so the least constructive thing you can do is bitch at them about it. And finally, if you are going to buy something, make sure you can afford it/actually know what you want. Because when someone works on commission, then the last thing that they want to do is return the money that they would have earned if you weren't a complete fucking idiot. GODDAM
In case you were wondering, I had over 1,000 dollars in returns today, all from people that I told not to buy. ALL OF THEM. They said, no, this will work, and I the professional, said no it won't, but then they buy it and return it anyway. I'M THE EXPERT, YOU ARE THE IDIOT, LISTEN TO ME AUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHGHGHGHGHHG.
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TheSpacePope...are you sure you're not me? Cause I kind of have that same problem.

"Hey, ma'am, do you have this thing that does this other thing and it goes on the end of that one thing..yaknow? Do you have it?"

"No. No I don't have it you simple minded BASTARD! And you know what? I HOPE I NEVER HAVE IT! I HOPE I NEVER SEE IT! I HOPE YOU FALL OFF A CLIFF AND DIE! Why don't you take the thing, do this other thing, and SOVE IT!"

......*chogh* Hehe, yea. I hate them. The worst are the ones who tell you EXACTLY what they're going to do with the item, as if I cared three flips. I'm not a fucking bartender, get the item(s) you want, pay for them, and GET THE FUCK OUT!

Yeesh.