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favorite episode of RvB or quote

mine is probably the one where they introduce the red and blue fanatics

my favorite quote is either "we're all gonna die STARTING WITH YOU" or "DONT EVER BE ALONE AGAIN"

Bow chicka bow wow.

Need i say more?

My most favorite episode is #70 where the Blue Team sneaks into the base.

"You suck!

You suck!

No you suck!

WE SUCK! I mean you suck!"

"Caboose, we're 300 yards away I don't think they heard us.

I think I heard something!"

Just one question though.. They're still making episode 78 right?? Because I haven't seen a new one in a while..

Doc: But I'm a pacifist!

Caboose: A pacifier? Isn't that what a baby sucks on?

Tucker: No, that's a pedophile.

Having a dad that's an ex-Marine and two brothers that are Marines, I am bound by law to enjoy this quote.

"No, I never wonder why we're here. Semper Fi Bitch."

"Wait why is there 8 peldes when there is only 4 directions?" Caboose

"Bow Chicka wow wow" Church

"Target found" Sheila

"Wait that ain't a target thats church" Caboose

"Sheila come back to me I made you a muffin" Caboose

"I also think that when we beat a country in the Olympics that we should get to keep that country" Saurge

"bad allien go away" Caboose

"I got some quick news for ya, We suck" Church

"my name is Michael J. Caboose, and I HATE BABIES." Caboose

KBM

all of the Omally Caboose quotes are awsome

Ooooh...
Someone dares to invoke a RvB quote thread....

"Meow" Gus's cat in the background of episode 45.9: The Greatest Episode Ever

From the old PDC video:

Quote:

Sarge: No kidding. I was a Lieutenant back during the Browser Wars.

Church: Okay, that is just ridiculous.

Sarge: In fact, I was mister Steve Balmer's personal speech writer. I wrote his keynote for the last developers' conference.

* Screen fades to Balmer yelling "Developers" a lot, then fades back to Sarge*

Sarge: Get up, get up! Developers! Yeah, I remember it like it was yesterday. We got in to creative differences over the speech. I wrote it so that he said 'developers' thirty-seven times, but he only wanted to say 'developers' thirty-five times. I told him it just didn't make any sense without those last two developers! That was the hook!

Church: I'm not buying any of this.

Sarge: Believe it, fritter. I was on the fast-track until that day, and everything fell apart for me after that. Balmer had me demoted, and shipped out here to this damn canyon.

Grif: Where do you think you'd be if you never wrote that speech, Sarge?
Sarge: Word has it that I was next in line to become one of them little office assistant thingies. But I try not to spend my time thinking about 'what if'...

* Cut to a miscellaneous computer screen, editing a memo in Word. The computer makes a noise, and Sarge's head pops up like that stupid annoying paper clip does *

Sarge: Where do you want to go today, dirtbag?

And anything involving Cecil....

Best episode where Sarge and Caboose have just gone through the portal and end up in a halo game.

Best quote

Sarge (possessed by church halfway through): THis reminds me of when i was on side WHARARA.
Griff: You okay sarge?
Sarge(possessed by church): Ummm yeah just these ummm damn blues make me so mad... i could spit *spitting sound*

and then when Church unposesses him

Sarge: Um what where am i how'd i get here who spat on my visor??

When Blue first gets the tank. Church: You know what? I could blow up the whole goddamn world with this thing.

Tucker: Church, women are like Voltron. The more you can hook up, the better it gets.

Grif: Don't kill me! I'm too good looking to die!

Sheila: I'm scared Dave, will I dream? Daaaiissyyy DAAaAAAaaaisyyyy...

Caboose, finding out Tex is a woman: I should've known. She didn't like me. Girls never like me.
Tucker: Caboose, I don't think anybody likes you.
Caboose: I like me . . .

Sheila:New target acquired.
Caboose: That's not a target. That's Church.
Church: Yeah, that's right, it's me, Church! What's going on, man!
Sheila: Target locked.
Caboose: What? No. Target unlock. Unlock! Please help me nice lady.
Sheila: Firing main cannon.
Caboose: Uh oh...
Tucker: Uh oh...
Church: What? Oh, son of a bi...
[Sheila fires on Church]
Tucker: Holy fuck! Church, are you okay? Talk to me, Church!
[to Caboose:]
Tucker: You shot Church, you team-killing fucktard!