Plan given to me by... none other than.... my master!

"Queer, but beliveable," replied calvin, cool as a cucumber.

Really queer was what happened to the letters c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, and o, but that has little to do with what happened next, which was totally action-packed!

"Since you are about to die, I shall dramatically elaborate my master's plan!" said the woman using a horribly over-used cliche`.

"Time is a factor," said Calvin, who realized he was late for his hairdressers appointment.

"Uh, ok. I guess I'll just wait here then..." said the anime woman, who took a seat.

"Very, very late," said Calvin's personal hairdresser, Steve, when he arrived.

"Well, I'd tell you why I'm late, but it's a long and awesome story......got any Cheetos?"asked Calvin.

Xiphoid rays of light suddenly erupted from the hair-dresser, who was starting to desintigrate.

Yet after he faded, the cheetos were sitting on the hairdressing table.