Ninja'd

"He's right," said calvin, then he Sayed the Magical rule-nazi that was decidedly NOT mesden, since the angellic Mesden would never break a rule ever in her life.

"I wonder when that guy is gonna come back?" said the anime woman as she hasn't been able kill something in the last 5 minutes.

Just then a giant robot, in an utter cliche, stamped the anime girl out of existence then dissapeared, reverting the story back to it's roots.

Kinda sad is the fact that no one can remember the story's original roots...

"Let's not let that get us down." said Calvin.

Many tried, but all failed to set this story back on track, until one day the deity of Calvin's world said, "Screw it," and reset the world back to where Calvin was getting his possoum lunch, but not before giving the warning, "If this happens again, I sware I'll come down there!"

No one tried to stop this as they were content with the decision, INCLUDING THE SPACE POPE.

"OH MY GOD! I'm totally not supposed to be here today!" quipped the store clerk.
Hey you know, we're not supposed to insert real posters in the game, just so you know.

"Piss off!" the deity screamed and smited the clerk with his Goddy powers.

Quickly, the slackers leaning against the outside of the store fled the scene of the smitiing, coincidentally heading for the very purveyor of possumly potables Calvin frequented.