"LMAO, I's M3! D0c70r l33t HaXX0r!" cried the stange man who lept from the bush the lad was pointing to, "AnD 1 4m teh ON Tha D3s7ro1ed that n00b sh0w "B47M4N B3Y0ND!"

(I need to work on my l337 sp34k...)

"My god," said the lad, "it's like a vortex of stupidity."

"No...but I think that it is time for me to fly away now" grinned the Harpy, as it lifted itself into the humid air.

"Oh, please don't leave me alone with this nutjob, Harpy!"

Pretty scared was the lad, but he had nothing to fear, for when Calvin's deity, (who was ruling this land part-time while on vacation nearby (which the other gods said he deserved after the whole "Calvin" issue)) heard Doctor Elite Hacker speak, he looked down and said "Oh, hell no!"

Quickly the Harpy came back to the sullen lad, bringing with it some lopped off branches, weilding them like double clubs in its hands.

Readily they set upon the Leet Doctor and beat him to death, handily I might add.

we skipped a few letters folks XD

Suddenly, the netnavi Bass.EXE jumped out and said, "lol 4ll j00 pu/\/y hu/\/\4n5 w1ll b3 d3-l33t3d 4nd t3h 3ngl15h l4ngu4g3 15 t3h d00m3d!"

"This guy smells like feet wrapped in week-old leathery bacon!" said the harpy trying despertly to get some air.

Unfortunatly for Bass.EXE, Calvin's deity had just arrived, and he wasn't very happy.