Verily, he whiped out all Leet speak in existence, and promised to continue killing all that used it, as was His divine right.

Which, of course is why there are some letters missing from this round, for none wished to hear the morbid screechings of 733t dude.

(if that was my fault, sorry, all.)

Xeres was skipping along on her way to town when she spotted a harpy and a young boy beating a man to death, "Hokey smokes what jerks!" she said not knowing that this was her introduction to Finias, her future love interest.

(edit) Oops my bad. It's also funny cause I named the kid. :sweatdrop

"Yeehaw, I just love beating men to death!" Finias shouted with joy while the harpy began using a crowbar.

"Zeolite clubs are better for bringing a human down, uhm, not that I would know ANYTHING about that," the harpy proclaimed.

At last Xeres arrived on the scene and confronted Finias and the Harpy who ignored her and continued their beating.

Beaming with joy, Finias finished the beating and turned to view the lovely Xeres

"Can you imagine that I`ve done six impossible things before breakfast today?" he inquired of Xeres, looking the being up and down with delight.

"Do I really want to know?" she replied.

"Everyone wants to know of my je ne sais quoi, beautiful," he replied with a wink.