"By jove," the group exclaimed in a somewhat creepy simultaneous manner, "I think we've found our monkey!"

"Call me a monkey again, and see what Happens, I AM APEEEEEE!!"

"Don't be so hostile Mr. Ape!" scolded Calvin.

Even as they sat there, our heroes had no idea of the unknown horrors that lay in wait for them outside the diner.

Namely the Mystical Magic Butt Sex Faries.

Mystical Magic Butt Sex Faries are commonly refered to as "joe" but in the interests of science...

Overly confused Calvin wondered what happened to f, g, h, i, j, k, and l and when n and m switched positions in the alphabet

(OOC) Holy shit, that sucks.

People all over the earch revolted against this change, and it was reverted.

Quietly, ninjas swept in and retconned the whole thing while Calvin moved on to wherever he was going.

Reverently, the ninja committed seppuku when they realized that they really had no effect on the alphabetical disaster.