Gay Marriage, a comedic tragedy.
 

OMFG!!!1 THE PRESIDENT IS TRULY THE SHIT!!!!1

This is extreme sarcasm.

Wow guys, score another one for the good guys. It looks like president Bush is gearing up the war machine to ban gay marriage. This time he is proposing an amendment to the constitution (BIG TIME BABY) that protects any states right to define thier own terms of marriage. Its brilliant guys, the dumb ass democrats will never see it coming. The activist judges, like the one from Nebraska (R) will not be able to turn over legislation pertaining to marriage anymore. It's awesome! WE can openly hate gay people, and still look like we are on their side. SWEET! I mean really, what is the deal with gay people? They are all so......friendly. I mean seriously what are they trying do? Say hi to me on the street? GRODY! Don't even get me started on them getting married. GROSS! I mean really, they are just going to reproduce! Then there will be MORE of them. I heard, that if they live on your street, and they come to your house, things suddenly go kichy, cause they bring you little presents, and they come over for drinks, and then their irrepressive friendlyness makes you sort of tingle and maybe quest.........GROSS!

But sarcasm aside, I think that this is just a stupid waste of time and effort. I want to know, is there anybody on the forums that actually thinks like that, and wasn't just laughing at it? The utter stupidity of a mindset that is dangerous. Do I really want to be paying taxes to this government if they are going to spend them like this.
Why shouldn't gay people be allowed to marry?

Don't you know? "If we don't ban gay marriage, gays will get married!"

Wasn't one of the arguements against the amendment to ban gay marriage last time this debate came around that this was a matter for the states, not the federal government?

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STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP! STOP IT!

Even though I don't personally agree with homosexuality, I couldn't care less if they married. Come on, George. Don't you have something better to do than preventing Harry and Tom from tying the knot?

Although, I'm not entirely clear what this measure is trying to do? Is it putting the power to outlaw gay marriage in the states' hands, or outlawing it altogether?

It's not a matter for any court!
If you are in love you get married, that is how it fucking works.
EWWWWW (XD)

I just want to talk to congress and remind them of this one imprtant stance that I take on this issue: Lets all be five about it KTHXBI!!!


And to answer Bobs question, it is up to the states, and there are only five where it is legal Now, that is like having it only legal to have blacks in 5 states.

I take back every bad thing I ever said about republicans, you are all right! The rest of em are dirty bastards. (by that I mean supporters of this iniutive.)

Little Boy: "Mr. Pesident, aren't we having a war?"
Little Girl: "What about gas prices?"
Bush:"...Look, gay people! Getting married! On the moon riding a giraffe! And we have to stop this!"
LB & LG: Gasp!
Al Gore: "That's not true! Girrafes are only a fairy tale. We need to focus on the real problem: MAN-BEAR-PIG!"

All polticians suck.

What cracks me up is how Bush does this constant flip-flop. He says "[i][We must put] it back where it belongs: in the hands of the American people,"

By that, what he MEANS is, "Homosexuality is a sin."

And, yeah. Ever since Matt said that, I couldn't help but sig it.

Not addressing your point--merely the first statement. Homosexuality as an opinion? Haha. "I don't personally agree with blindness. I don't mind people who are blind, I just think it's an unacceptable, sinful thing."

Wow that is the same way I feel about old people.

And Mimes.

And Telemarketers.

And Emo Kids.

What would you rather have me say exactly? I think homosexuality is a sin. It's not only in my religion, it's how I feel. But, if a gay person walks up to me and wants to chat, I'm not going to act like he's sub-human.

And for the record, that's an inaccurate analogy you made.