I vote for...

Mashie! Because I can't spell out his full username. :P

But, yeah, Krylo could probably kick his ass... but only if he has Teh Super 00ber M0d Powaz!

Otherwise... it'd be a fun fight!

*Cough* Her *Cough*

No, Mash would just spout words instead of fighting him. Scare him into submission.

Quoted for truth.

I think any one of our mods could beat his ass into the floor, really. Uwe Boll's ass, I mean. Not Mash's.

A better question would be. Which Mod couldn;t beat up Uwe Boll. =P

In all seriousness, I vote Krylo. He could criticize himinto submission.

i really dont care who goes up on the ring for this... what i do want to know is who is signing up people for the mob that willl beat up Uwe boll after the Match...

Dibs on the rusty pipe!

This kind of officially opens up criticism about Uwe Boll's worth as a human being. What a degenerate...

Uwe Boll is fed up with people criticizing his films and writing reviews of his shi... cinema without at least seeing the excretable assclingers for themselves.

Hate to deviate the subject...but this would simply be avoided if he didn't make shitnema like a foaming monkey throwing it's feces everywhere. But back to topic: I'd put my money on Shiney. That fuggers crazeh!

Shiney scares me. He's perfect for the job.

But the problem is, him and Mash would intimidate Boll long before they actually got to knuckling-up.

Personally? Who cares? If Uwe Boll gets his ass handed to him by someone we can all talk to, what's the loss? And it's not like we need to take bets on who could do it, since that's not much competition.