Why should we even bother sending the mods to do the honors? I'd do it personally!

Granted, I'm built like a twig and bruise easily, but I also get rabid after a hit to the head and I start biting body parts.

Also, you have to take in consideration that if he is doing this, Ewe will probably pay for a top of the line personal trainer and boxing coach to teach him how to fuck irate fans up in the least amount of time. And he'll take steroids because there are really scary House of the Dead fans.

I mean, given the vagarity of the time alloted, he could become some sort of beastly horrific director-olympian in the time it takes for Postal to finish! Would we send Kuro/Shiney/Krylo/Meister/CroTeam?/Mash/RaiRai up against That?

Well, yes. For the giggles. But otherwise?

I'm 6" 3' and weight 285 pounds. I'll do it, if noone else will. >:P

But as for mods, either Meister, Fifthfiend or kyro. Maybe Shiny if they don't want to.

Brian would just make him laugh himself to death, and well, that's too good a fate for him.

They have. If we check in a few days, we'll see that Fifthfiend has been appointed to mod status.

When Fifthfiend becomes a moid, the Tenth Gate opens, and the legions of hell shall ride forth to scour the world of the living in their Dark Master's name, which they will be chanting.

That name, which may nto be spoken aloud is... "Fifthfiend!"

...

Is that really any surprise?

Fifthfiend is being rectruited to the MOD cult... we all know that MOD is a D&D god that came to the real world... if you dont follow the rules of the cult, MOD will ban you to another dimension... u.u

As actually M.O.D. stands for My Orders Owns...D... or whatever (the 2 O's are overlaped)

So yeah... pretty much anyone of our MOD cultists can beat Uwe Boll... except Brian...

Bah. Boxing.

I'm more of a dirty street fighting sunnuvabitch than a boxer. If I can't rip an ear off, or at least feel his nose exploding in a burst of blood against my fist (which you can't really do through boxing gloves) it's just no fun.

I'd have to use my teeth, though, and I am SO not putting Uwe Boll in my mouth.

.....Krylo...dirty thoughts. And this is my only reaction to those thoughts.

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