Which mod could beat up Uwe Boll?
 

"Uwe Boll has been making bad movies that also happen to be adapations of franchises.

Are you a bad enough dude to beat him in the ring?"

I'd totally say that someone here would qualify.

If not, who should we send?

Quick! Check the camwhore thread! We need some buff guys (or gals, but I doubt he'd fight a girl, as that would be "beneath him" somehow).

Let's send our champion to this tournament!

The Wandering God

XD Ahahaha, rise up, internet. Find some bad ass to really knock the crap out of him. If, for nothing else, just because he's actually giving the opportunity. You can't pass this shit up.

I second the Meister vote.

I'm closest anyway.

I'll go with Meister, but I think Sithdarth could open a can of whoop ass on that guy.

[Edit] Wait...wait...WHAT?!

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Meister...fuck him up. For me.

get to it.;)

well then, have you written any bad reviews/articles being critical of anything from 2005 or earlier?

Edit: wait...don't you live in Germany Meister? I thought the article said the match is taking place in Vancouver Canada?

Sure, if you wanna be official about it. Then again I don't even know where he lives.

I vote for Krylo. He and I have semi-regular chats and I'm quite sure that Krylo could and would beat the man within an inch of his life.

Also, he's Krylo. Do we even care if he gets his ass kicked? I don't want Meister getting hurt, you know.

I vote for...

Mashie! Because I can't spell out his full username. :P

But, yeah, Krylo could probably kick his ass... but only if he has Teh Super 00ber M0d Powaz!

Otherwise... it'd be a fun fight!

*Cough* Her *Cough*

No, Mash would just spout words instead of fighting him. Scare him into submission.

Quoted for truth.

I think any one of our mods could beat his ass into the floor, really. Uwe Boll's ass, I mean. Not Mash's.

A better question would be. Which Mod couldn;t beat up Uwe Boll. =P

In all seriousness, I vote Krylo. He could criticize himinto submission.

i really dont care who goes up on the ring for this... what i do want to know is who is signing up people for the mob that willl beat up Uwe boll after the Match...

Dibs on the rusty pipe!

This kind of officially opens up criticism about Uwe Boll's worth as a human being. What a degenerate...

Uwe Boll is fed up with people criticizing his films and writing reviews of his shi... cinema without at least seeing the excretable assclingers for themselves.

Hate to deviate the subject...but this would simply be avoided if he didn't make shitnema like a foaming monkey throwing it's feces everywhere. But back to topic: I'd put my money on Shiney. That fuggers crazeh!

Shiney scares me. He's perfect for the job.

But the problem is, him and Mash would intimidate Boll long before they actually got to knuckling-up.

Personally? Who cares? If Uwe Boll gets his ass handed to him by someone we can all talk to, what's the loss? And it's not like we need to take bets on who could do it, since that's not much competition.

And on the other hand, if they don't beat Uwe Boll, we all have a mod that we can laugh at behind his back.

And also, krylo ftw.

I think we are all underestimating the potential of Viper Daimao. He's been out of the spotlight for so long he'd probably do anything to prove himself...

That's because he is a ninja. He does his things without anyone noticing.

Yes, he prbably posted like 30 times on this thread already but we couldnt see because of all the Stealth and mirrors

If we're heading in that direction, then DI or Kieru would also be perfect for the job.

And it saddens me a little that no one has voted for Kurosen yet.

Well, duh, because he is simply too busy to be dealing with something like this.

In between the comic and prepping for the con, how could he work in time to beat the crap out of the gap-toothed one? (Which David Letterman pulls off much better, thank you very much.)

I dunno, I'd think Fifthfiend could put the hurt on him. Fighting Irish and all that.

The Wandering God

Yeah, and it's hurricane season. So we all know Brian's just going to be evacuating over and over again, like a nomad.

If this off topic keeps on soon there will be a comunity Thread too help Brian during his nomad days u.u'

I dunno. I think Brian could lay the smack down berserker-style in a matter of seconds if you can just get Ew-wie to ask "When are Black Mage and White Mage gonna do it? And when are you going to bring back Black Belt?"

Why should we even bother sending the mods to do the honors? I'd do it personally!

Granted, I'm built like a twig and bruise easily, but I also get rabid after a hit to the head and I start biting body parts.

Also, you have to take in consideration that if he is doing this, Ewe will probably pay for a top of the line personal trainer and boxing coach to teach him how to fuck irate fans up in the least amount of time. And he'll take steroids because there are really scary House of the Dead fans.

I mean, given the vagarity of the time alloted, he could become some sort of beastly horrific director-olympian in the time it takes for Postal to finish! Would we send Kuro/Shiney/Krylo/Meister/CroTeam?/Mash/RaiRai up against That?

Well, yes. For the giggles. But otherwise?

I'm 6" 3' and weight 285 pounds. I'll do it, if noone else will. >:P

But as for mods, either Meister, Fifthfiend or kyro. Maybe Shiny if they don't want to.

Brian would just make him laugh himself to death, and well, that's too good a fate for him.

They have. If we check in a few days, we'll see that Fifthfiend has been appointed to mod status.

When Fifthfiend becomes a moid, the Tenth Gate opens, and the legions of hell shall ride forth to scour the world of the living in their Dark Master's name, which they will be chanting.

That name, which may nto be spoken aloud is... "Fifthfiend!"

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Is that really any surprise?

Fifthfiend is being rectruited to the MOD cult... we all know that MOD is a D&D god that came to the real world... if you dont follow the rules of the cult, MOD will ban you to another dimension... u.u

As actually M.O.D. stands for My Orders Owns...D... or whatever (the 2 O's are overlaped)

So yeah... pretty much anyone of our MOD cultists can beat Uwe Boll... except Brian...

Bah. Boxing.

I'm more of a dirty street fighting sunnuvabitch than a boxer. If I can't rip an ear off, or at least feel his nose exploding in a burst of blood against my fist (which you can't really do through boxing gloves) it's just no fun.

I'd have to use my teeth, though, and I am SO not putting Uwe Boll in my mouth.

.....Krylo...dirty thoughts. And this is my only reaction to those thoughts.

http://premium1.uploadit.org/flarecobra//FIIIIRE.jpg

For the record, when fifthfiend becomes a mod is when I put in a call to the Florida authorities, and tell them about this Brian Clevinger they've got down there, who has lost his goddamn mind.

You know that episode of the Simpsons where Moe leaves Barney in charge of the bar? It would be just like that.

MOVING ON

I think you guys are really giving the Boll short shrift. I mean the guy clearly has dark powers the likes of which we mortals cannot begin to comprehend.

Plus you know he's the kind of dirty fighter who does not even understand that there is supposed to be another way.

... Which is to say, Mashirosen FTW!

Hehe, my mistake. ^_^; I'd still put my money on you though.

And if you'd loose, I'd kill you. Because I lost alot on you, ya shmuk!

I'd vote for Kurosen.

All Brian would have to do is hop in the ring and the hurricanes will follow. Sure, it'd be a double KO, but at least Boll would get his butt kicked either way.

Seriously, Drooling Iguana.

I mean, you never see that guy coming!

Fifth, if you can fight as good as you can post, you'd be the Goddamn Prince of Persia.

I vote him.