Never give them candy unless it's a set amount.

Better yet, never give them candy at all. Or anything with sugar.

How to deal with children?

Anal Sex.

Also--That thing on the socratic method that CMP linked was pretty awesome. Just throwing that out there.

Y'know, you might just have a few problems with that one, krylo. Just maybe.

I agree, I read the question part of the Socratic method thing, and it was surprisingly useful. To the point that it made sense.