On the subject of RM and Thief...
 

Who else here thinks that those two totally go together? I mean, seriously, they're like the best couple in the entire series.

...Or that's just me being crazy. But, seriously, they're both pretty gay. Regardless of whether or not the whole 'cross-dressing, Daddy issues' thing is or is not a giant mindf*ck created solely for Thief's amusement, RM is still totally gay. And Thief...He's an elf. Also, he's way too good for mere women.

So, yeah. They belong together.

The above is BHS logic. *That's not my high-school, it's my name, dammit!* I'm the dumbest smart person ever!

Uh, no. For one, cross-dressers are not necessarily gay.

For another, why would Thief ever consort with a filthy, stinking non-Elf? He probably has more respect for apes and dogs than humans, because at least the animals don't pretend to have a decent civilization.

I know about the cross-dressing.

As for why Thief would consort with a filthy, stinking non-Elf...Er...Look, a seagull!

It makes slightly more sense to me than, say, Douglas Adams on crack. That's really the only reason. Also, hours upon hours of staying up until four in the morning while reading your comic has (have?) utterly destroyed what was left of my brain. I am now little more than a drooling moron obsessed with utterly destroying any pairings that make any sort of sense.

Besides, Elves are far too happy to make hot, hot love with their beloved trees, laugh at all other races, and screw us all over financially to ever get into a meaningful relationship.

At least with anything other than Trees and Money. So if there was money that grew on a tree, Thief would be on it like blood on BM's knife.

And RM would only fall in love if it would give him a stat bonus, versatility, or further feed his delusions of grandeur.

I didn't necessarily say anything about love. And wouldn't it increase your delusions of grandeur if you could pretend that the prince of the elves didn't hate and despise you quite as much as he did the rest of your race?

Heh. If you don't agree with me, say so. Just, please, don't get into a long argument about it, 'kay? That's not what I want. I just want to, y'know, see if anyone out there happens to agree with me on this. (Just so everyone knows. No fighting. I refuse to get into a fight about a pairing that I happen to like just because some other people don't like it.)

Well, since Brian (AKA Kurosen) said so, it'll never happen.

Congratulations on the Eddie Izzard reference. "Cake or death?"

*ahem* I don't expect it to ever happen. Hell, if it were to happen in the comic, I'd be sorely, sorely dissapointed.

Nonetheless, they're the only non-canon pairing I've ever approved of.
They make me squeal.

Wasn't there a huge fan-art trend over in the Arts & Crafts section a little while back based on this pairing? :/

thank god that's over....what a waste of talent