A pox on your reading material! Do you really want to break this child's heart?

Aw, come now, it keeps the kids happy! And that's what counts, isn't it? Yes, that's right, it's all for the kids!

Not ninja'd. Merely disgraced. Suck it, skull boy.

Eww.

Part of the appeal of owning a pet is to have something warm and fuzzy to curl up in your lap on a cold day. I would not let one of those things within ten feet of me, much less on my lap. Geez, that's disturbing - it looks like a mini E.T. for chrissake! Gah.

I see you've seen Kerri's Big Invention. I think. That's a great quote...

Yeah, you ahve to scroll down.

Damn, I was secretly hoping they were real, so I could buy a shit load and sneak them into peoples houses at night. I was'nt creeped out for more than a second, instead I just laughed for about ten minutes. Hell, I'm using a picture of on for my desktop. I'd like one of the boxes so I could hang it up in my house to creep annoying people out and make them leave.

I half hoped they were real, and that we could custom order one. :/ I want a freakin' PIKACHU.

Also, No avail at finding "Pleasure Lump" anywhere on the internet so far. any advice where to check?

Damn you Krylo, for peaking my curiosity.

Well it's because it's actually called 'Love Lump'. I misremembered before.

Genpets?? That is really, really disturbing...

Blech... I'd be afraid it would somehow turn out evil and kill me in my sleep. I'd rather have a pet kitten, thank you. A normal, non-GMO kitten. Something that won't try to devour my soul when I'm not looking...

Anybody ever see the movie Max and Me?

Those things look almost like those aliens. Damn good for a hoax though!

I dunno, I wouldn't mind having a gene-modded pet. Just not that one.

Seriously, what if they could gene-mod a pet so that it made a certain noise 15 minutes before it peed or pooped? That would be great! Or maybe a gene-mod that makes the pet more easily trainable. Just brainstorming here, but I think there's lots of room for improvement. But I think that removing all the hair from your pet and making them all creepy looking is not really a direction that ought to be pursued, genetically speaking.