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PhoenixFlame 06-24-2006 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazyBen
X^3 (X Cubed?). That games is slower than Ben Stein reading The Great Gatsby underwater while stoned, and that is really fracking slow my friends. It promised me intense, fleet sized space warfare and the ability to build a huge business empire. But then it makes you spend two years flying energy cells (the ONLY trade good to yield a profit) around at random. Its the only game I've ever been willing to cheat to get ahead in, but there doesn't seem to be any cheats for it. If any of you know of any, please, for the love of the Emporer, share them with me!

Psh. Fly silicon runs until you can afford a cheap bio factory, and then go from there.

Anyway, egosoft.com's scripting forums have all sorts of cheats for people wishing to jumpstart their game. So you may wish to check those out.

Personally, I loved X3, but it was a bit slow, yeah...

Fifthfiend 06-24-2006 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Raerlynn
Any game starring the American Gladiators. That is all.

They actually made a videogame of the American Gladiators?

That's pretty hilarious.

ZAKtheGeek 06-24-2006 10:34 PM

American Gladiators for the NES.

First mention of SA in this thread? I sure hope not...

MetalPsycho 06-26-2006 11:43 PM

Shifters of the PS2.

Good concept, but you couldn't have made a more flawed game.

The story was awful, the battlesystem was uninspired, the glitches were almost constant, and your main character was almost always stronger than the transformations you aquired.

It was such a good idea too. ;__;

Raerlynn 06-27-2006 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by fifthfiend
They actually made a videogame of the American Gladiators?

That's pretty hilarious.

For the NES, SNES, and Sega Genesis. They all sucked and involved various amounts of button-pressing, swearing, and shitty response time.

Fifthfiend 06-27-2006 08:43 AM

FYI, I'm playing Grandia III right now, and it's just about as horrible as you could imagine it to be. Barring a scene where I, myself, actually reach into the TV screen and choke the characters with my bare hands, I don't see much that's going to save this thing.

And I'm only on like the first ten hours or some shit, I understand it only gets worse from here.

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Originally Posted by Raerlynn
For the NES, SNES, and Sega Genesis. They all sucked and involved various amounts of button-pressing, swearing, and shitty response time.

It's mostly funny because I always sort of thought of American Gladiators as a live-action videogame. And then they went and made a video game out of it.

Death Dealer 06-27-2006 10:45 AM

Just resist the urge, the final boss has some beautiful music....


As for my contribution - Todd Mcfarlane's Evil Prophecy. I tried playing it (got it for a christmas gift), and managed to for a bit, but the textures are muddy, sound practically non-existant, and the "special moves" did no more damage than the rest.

DracoMaster_Tason 06-27-2006 02:51 PM

Two Words ,Darkened Skye, Almost unbeatable, the magic is controled by SKITTLES, and the charecters are just plain anoying

Kitana Paladine 06-27-2006 08:14 PM

SaGa Frontier 2 and Unlimited SaGa.... I loved SaGa Frontier. I've played it dozens of times. I thought those two games would be worth playing... Much to my surprise and horror, I hated them... Even returned Unlimited SaGa...

Buddha Fett 06-29-2006 02:44 PM

Final Fantasy Legend 1-3 on the original GameBoy. they were freakin' impossible to properly play!

Also, Spy vs. Spy.


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