What? I hate Wolverine to death. I just think pitting him against a girl who can lift cars is unfair.

How about considering any single comic character that isn't a mutant?

But yeah, Wolverine is cool - twenty years ago, before they stripped everything that made him interesting out of him, and gave him God-Mode Powers of Deus Ex Machina, the World's Stupidest Fucking Origin, oh and yeah, bone claws.

You know what? Fuck bone-claws.

As do I, but, wait...wasn't he introduced in a fight with Wendigo AND the Hulk? (Correct me if I'm wrong on that one) Molly's cool, I admit, but a good part of that is for reasons unrelated to her strength. Versus Hulk, she'd get splattered like a frog strapped to a firecracker.

At any rate, I agree with Fifthfiend. Even Marvel seems to see that Wolverine has become an obnoxious, overexposed caricature of what he was back in the day (See: 6-Wolverine Exiles team.)

That...that was just a joke, right? They wouldn't violate one of my favorite titles like that, would they?s

It's happening, apparently. But I'm opperating under the impression that it's a joke on the part of Marvel.

I have to.

Otherwise I start crying...and it disturbs patrons when they find you curled up in the Government Documents, sobbing in the fetal position.

...or so I've heard.

Funniest post ever. But if Wolverine becomes the Exiles...well, let's just say I'll be boycotting two comic companies.

I never said I liked Wolverine. I'm personally a bigger fan of the chicks. Storm, Rogue... But that's me. :D

heh, thanks. but honestly, I can't see the Wolvie thing lasting too long, so don't get that boycott ready TOO quick.

His bones are made of adamantium. If he sprouted claws made of his bones, they would still be adamantium. Also, how could bone possibly be stronger than unbreakable metal?

not to go all comic book guy here....but please, for the love of god, man....either make it clearer you're joking, or crack a freakin' comic every decade or so before contributing to discussions on them.



Let's assume you weren't joking for the sake of the rest of this rant. If you were, then please disregard.

The Adamantium is GRAFTED to his normal bones. Part of Wolverine's mutation is claws which are made out of bone. Hence they had adamantium grafted to them, hence he has the adamantium claws.

And I don't think Fifth said they were stronger. I believe he said "fuck bone claws." Indicating his dislike of said bone claws in that loveable way Fifth says things (i.e. full of hate and fun.)