Spider-Man 3 teaser trailer *orgasms*
 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoE1JXeGFqE

Raimi is my hero.

HE HASN'T JUST GONE EMO!

It's the symbiote suit, which means Venom somewhere, sweet.

Looks cool, but you'd have to forcefully try to make the video quality crappier to downgrade it any more. Are there higher res ones out?

I can't wait. I love all of the Marvel superhero movies...except The Hulk.

Slightly better version, albeit with worse sound - not that there are a lot of spoken lines. I guess those were filmed from a projectionist's booth or at least very close to a projector.

That's about how I imagined the symbiote effects. That part's down, now get to making the script and characters not suck.

Apple's official trailer.

Okay, so recap, in spoilers. The Venom suit is in the movie. Sandman is in the movie. Greenie as Ozzie's son is in the movie. Three villains, if I'm not mistaken, and right on the marker. Apparently MJ and Peter are marrying, since there's the ring he had flying around and him trying to catch it.

And what about Peter and MJ going for other guys/girls? Probably has to do with the suit tapping his primal urges, which happened in the show and comics too. The serum that Harry probably took in most likely gave him some sort of sinister charm, kinda vampire style.

In short? This movie is going to rock.

Dude, that happened like two movies ago. Where've you been?

Hasn't Spider-man almost always been emo? Like, even before the movies?

Fuck no, he wasn't.

Spider-Man used to be, life dicked him over, and he was fuckin' pissed about it, and then he'd go beat the shit out of Doctor Octopus or somebody.

Anymore, it's, life dicks him over cause he's a whiny emobaby waiting around for life to dick him over, and if it doesn't he finds a way to get dicked over, and then when life dicks him over he curls up into a ball and cries.

It's like, I don't know, Spider-Man as Shinji Amano or whatever. And fuck that noise.

3 villains, 2 hours, 1 hero, 1 love interest

Can Spidey pull this one off?!