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Court reporter testifies in judge's indecent exposure case
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It'll never stand up in court, you know. No, wait, it did.
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Wow. What the heck. If I were Lisa Foster, I would have told someone ages ago, not wait 2-3 years. Screw losing my job, that's just to messed up to go on that long.
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On a more serious, atoning-for-my-spamminess note: Just to play devil's advocate a moment, this sort of thing can be very difficult to prove; and it can be very hard to get people to believe you. After all, it's hardly the sort of thing you can just bring up around the water cooler--"hey guys, you ever see Judge Such-n-so whip it out during capital cases? 'Cos I'd like to figure out how to get him to stop that."
edit: A thought just occurred to me--this is also likely to cause a metric ass-ton of appeals and retrials, wouldn't you think? |
Well, of course. Being a judge, there's always the chance that this crazy perv could get a sympathetic judge. Its standard practice to hold judges to a higher standard of morality than common folks, but individual people tend to be sympathetic when they're passing a sentence on peers. Who wants to be the judge that screwed another judge, if they're both breaking the law?
Seriously, my mother is a nurse and sometimes when she is pulled over for a minor traffic violation the cop wll just not write a ticket if she's wearing scrubs or her ID badge. It's an unwritten rule that cops give preferetial treatment to hospital staff because if they get shot or something, they don't want their life to be in the hands of someone they pissed off. I've heard her talk about other nurses who go ballistic on cops that actually do write tickets, trying to abuse their nominal power to circumvent the law. Power corrupts and the system is only as good as the people running it. Which ain't so good, at least not all the time everywhere. Case in point: Judge Perv. Plus, if this judge gets convicted it will open the gateway to overturning all the decisions he made during the period of time in question. Sentences on murder trials, and other times when justice was thought to be done would be compromised. Who can trust a guy that plays with himself while witnesses cry during testimony? It's practically a sure thing that appeals will go on for decades, unless the judge himself doesn't want to do that. |
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Heheheheheheheh... that's rich.
I never even considered hearing about something like this. It almost makes the kid pissing on the plums in our local Wal-Mart yesterday seem normal. Of course, around this area, sadly, it is. Thank God I don't eat plums.... Using a penis pump at age... 59, was it? Wow. I wonder if he has just a naturally long-lived labido, or if he had to down some, err, supplements to continue it's use? It's a morbid thought, to be sure, but I'm in a strange mood today. It makes one wonder how much of our congress and elected representatives do the very same thing, or something close to it... all the while getting by because they learned to make sure all blue dresses were properly laundered. Hmm..... |
actually, penis pumps are used as alternatives to viagra, rather than stimulants or enlargers. they are meant to GIVE erections, not stimulate them.
My friends and I bought one as a joke, and read all kinds of warnings on it about hemorrhaging and such...unpleasant. edit: I wouldn't be surprised if this kind of thing happens all the time in all kinds of places. |
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