Did you know you've just become my hero? I gotta try that.

In Halo 2, wait until someone starts insulting you, then find them and constantly kill them. And make sure they understand.

Whenever you fight someone in an arcade fighter, and if you beat them, they always will tell you, "Well, it was an off-day for me," or something. That's when you say, "I'd hate to see your on-days."

Trash talking gets the most riles out of people.

Well, my brother's best friend is the most stereotypically gay guy I have ever seen, so gay jokes (no, I'm not a homophobe. I just love to piss my brother off) get under his skin like a splinter on a water slide. The ones that work best are when I tell him I've changed a great work of literature to be about him and his friend, then make the title of something into a jab. Examples-

A Tale of Two Pickle Gangsters
Charge of the Light in the Loafers Brigade

He always says he'd kill me if he wasn't laughing to hard to move. Mean AND funny always wins.

My friend once was watching me play Metal Gear Solid 2. I was at the beginning part where you're Snake, and he tells me that the explosives won't go off if I shoot them.

He still loves to bring that up.

I find it fun to look at people. Just stare at them for a long time until they notice you and feel really unnerved.

Halo 2. Pfft. Man, we gotta get you guys on some better games... like Unreal Tournament. :cool:

One of my favorite things is to be playing capture the flag, with friendly fire at 0 damage. My teammates are safe, right? Not if one of them pisses me off and I later find him sniping the enemy from the edge of a cliff or bridge. No damage, yes, but a headshot with a sniper rifle from half the map away will still push him off his ledge into his own crater below.

Good times.

Even better wen I play PGR3 I love to dirty race when im told not to.

It's as if I really did just crash a 100000000$ car into a wall, and all did was say "Sorry next time don't bump into me." as I took first place.

Mostly I just see how far I can push my thinly veiled hatred of my coworkers before it becomes just outright hatred.

Also when I'm in traffic, and some douchebag with like a water cooler on his Honda Civic decides to tailgate me, so I slow down by about fifteen miles an hour and watch 2 Fast 2 Furious fuming in my rear-view mirror.

The trick is any time he's about to change lanes, that's when you speed up and pass a few cars, then right when he catches up to you, you slow right the hell back down again.

...hug?

I have the best time pissing off my friends, because by the time I consider them friends, I know just the buttons to push.

Moral? Don't ever be my friend. >:D

I remember driving by anti-Bush protesters one time, and I rolled the window down, stuck my head out, and screamed "NUKE IRAQ!"

That was fun.