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Satan's Onion 07-01-2006 08:48 AM

A Funny Thing Happened on My Way Through the Intarwebs
 
They've got it all wrong, of course. It's Ann Coulter who's the cyborg. I've been saying this for years, even before Uncylopedia blew the lid off it.

I don't mean to offend anyone, but...c'mon, how can I take a plot like this seriously? I'd have to actually get me a copy to properly rubberneck this bit of carnage, but either it's brain-meltingly stupid, ot the deftest bit of satire I've seen in a while. (Please tell me it's the latter.)

Note: Please don't hurt me, mods. I only meant to make a funny. I just didn't think it was Discussion fodder, is all. If I've done wrong, I'll take the rap for it.

Fifthfiend 07-01-2006 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Satan's Onion
I don't mean to offend anyone, but...c'mon, how can I take a plot like this seriously? I'd have to actually get me a copy to properly rubberneck this bit of carnage, but either it's brain-meltingly stupid, ot the deftest bit of satire I've seen in a while. (Please tell me it's the latter.)

Nope, they pretty much mean it.

I mean I'm not saying it's not satire, I'm just saying it's part of that proud tradition of conservative satire, where they say "Liberals are gonna destroy America and give our babies to the terrorists cause they're Commie-Nazis!" but what they really mean is "No but seriously, we really fuckin' hate liberals!"

pictish 07-01-2006 03:03 PM

I thought writers really liked being clever, y'know, subtle paralells to real life and stuff. A lot of it sounds so painfully conjured it's just obnoixous. Still, though, I'd like to see the guy that reads it, exclaims "My god, they're right!" and has a life changing politic shift.

I mean, that is what they want, right?

Swiftbow 07-02-2006 02:07 AM

I've been thinking about ordering these comics, actually, lol :D

Chipper173 07-02-2006 07:18 AM

If one-word posts were allowed, this post would contain the following:

What.

Muffin Mage 07-02-2006 12:02 PM

I'll buy it.

Satan's Onion 07-03-2006 04:04 AM

I'd buy it myself, Muffin Mage, only I'm afraid it would just encourage them. O for a local comic book shop that could let me glimpse this graphic insanity without having to order it from somewhere.

Tho' if you do order it, ask if they'd at least wrap it in plain brown paper. Then, if anyone asks, you could just claim you were buying stomach-wringingly graphic pornography. Then you can come on here and tell us all about it. (Tell us about the comic, I mean, not about pr0n.)

Roy_D_Mylote 07-03-2006 02:15 PM

What's funny is they pretend that anyone would vote for Chelsea Clinton/Michael Moore, that's what's funny. I mean, no-one really likes Bill Clinton anymore and they'd take it out on his daughter, and Michael Moore...he's fat.

Myst Warrior 07-04-2006 08:51 AM

I picked up her published book, "How to Talk to a Liberal", just for kicks. That, and her one about Hilary Clinton. I couldn't read more than ten pages of the first without breaking out laughing, and the Hilary one I finished only because I wanted to see what her next outrageous statement would be. But this is just ridiculous!

Muffin Mage 07-04-2006 02:08 PM

You stupid liberal fools.

Good bad satire is hard to come by these days. I'll take it wherever I can get it.


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