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Long-Haired Narcissist 07-05-2006 01:57 PM

This could be interesting...
 
http://www.givemeaname.com/
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My name is Aaron Schwarz and I've decided to change my name. I figured, rather than dealing with the boredom of researching mythological deities or wasting my precious time looking through popular books of names, I would just get the entire population of the world to do the job for me. Oh yeah, I'm going to give $25,000 to whoever suggests the best name.
I like the name Jack Mehoff personally.

pictish 07-05-2006 04:03 PM

Ok, here's the plan.

Everytime he meets someone new, he gets to tell them: "I spent 25K on a name. I got thousands on the internet to help me. I searched through everyone's suggestions AND their explanations for these names. The greatest chance to optimise my name"
"Oh? So what's the name?"
"John. John Smith"

>.> It's a plan, at least.

Krylo 07-05-2006 04:44 PM

I'd just like to point out that that is the guy who runs www.t-shirthell.com as well.

TheSpacePope 07-05-2006 05:57 PM

I feel like submitting Fuckface McRetard.
Anyone in?

ZERO. 07-05-2006 06:15 PM

Dick hertz would be a very good name for him.


Or puncho Mc Crazy Fists.

Flarecobra 07-05-2006 06:35 PM

How about Richard Rash?

Mondt 07-05-2006 07:55 PM

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Any submissions deemed offensive or retarded will be removed immediately.
This guy is just NO fun at all...

Ogianres 07-05-2006 09:05 PM

Gregory Glennview for awesome alliteration.

Myst Warrior 07-06-2006 05:07 PM

Erin Schwarz would be the perfect name, methinks.

Rezero 07-06-2006 05:14 PM

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Any submissions deemed offensive or retarded will be removed immediately.
Yea. He isn't going to get many options this way. I mean, its a given that the internet is full of jack-asses. (Not you guys of course.)


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