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Bells 07-08-2006 08:28 PM

World Jump Day!!!
 
World Jump Day...

In July 20th of 2006 more than 600 million people will jump at the same time...

but so what?

So that the global axis of rotation becomes larger, thus more hours a day, to finish with global warmming, etc...

more information: http://www.worldjumpday.org

dragonsword06 07-09-2006 01:33 AM

....intiresting....

Meister 07-09-2006 03:00 AM

No one word posts please.

Wouldn't the jumpers have to be at least in one hemisphere? The jump areas listed on the page are pretty much all across the planet.

And that's only where the problems start, but I'm not going into more...

Bells 07-09-2006 03:26 AM

So, if we get all the Chinese people to jump at the same time... Boom, all our problems are solved! .... Or Armaggedon!

But you got to applaude such nice simple Logic... just imagine if people payed more attetion to stuff like this... maybe a scientist could discover a way to Send Earthquakes worldwide by jumping on a specific spot... its a whole new crazy jumping war system!

Eltargrim 07-09-2006 03:32 AM

It might be the fact the Earth is 5.9742×10^24 kg that's making me skeptical.

Or it could be that it seems to violate Newtonian physics.

Or the fact it's unplausible bullshit.

I don't really know.

ZERO. 07-09-2006 04:28 AM

I dont know...

Make a few thousand fat people jump and god knows what will happen.

Loyal 07-09-2006 08:50 AM

Yeah, like Meister said... if a ton (Or a few million tons) of people from across the world jumped at the same time, wouldn't it pretty much negate itself? o_O

And even IF it worked, who's to say it's not gonna do something like pull our orbit CLOSER to the sun or have it be too close to Mars' orbit? ¬_¬

pictish 07-09-2006 09:33 AM

I feel sorry for everyone looking at their watches on the day, just waiting for the new cool breeze of ANTI-GLOBAL WARMING to soothe them, along with like 28 hour days.

It's just ashame that some people really do believe anything =(

TopHatAssassin 07-09-2006 09:44 AM

Question. Have you ever thought that, maybe, the whole thing is just for fun, whether or not it actually could eliminate global warming and all that? Just a thought.

neyo the king 07-09-2006 10:20 AM

Psh, more hours in the day. That's silly! Everyone knows that the world is going to implode upon this happening. Or maybe it will cause some countries to sink through the ground...

Yeah, that's it. This is a government ploy to try to get China to go under.

So... who's registered?


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