The Warring States of NPF

I am reading through the entire comic from the beginning now, and saving some funny quotes as I go along. Here is my list so far. Because I am saving it in email I am using // to symbolize italics, and I am too lazy to change it here.

4 - Thief: Your GP or your HP!
20 - Heading: The Quest to Assault the Elderly Continues!
25 - WM: Excuse me, do you carry any restraining order spells?
29 - BM: Strength ... returning. Bones ... mended. Organs ... healed. Self-narration ... fading.
30 - Thief: I believe in sharing the wealth. Of others!
36 - BM: I've got black magic, a hair trigger, and a short fuse. Bring it!
39 - Fighter: Wait. Why wouldn't we trust Black Mage to be alone and unsupervised with our important destiny-altering votes?
50 - BM: Must resist urge to destroy imbeciles. Must use them to advance own goals. Must not stare at her rack. Must maintain eye contact.
57 - BM: I am loathe to admit it, but I respect Thief's capacity for evil.
68 - RM: Why would you have /any/ kind of nunchuks? This is a western-style medieval setting! There aren't any monks or martial artists within /five genres/ of here!
90 - RM: I make it my /business/ to know what I'm doing!
109 - Fighter: He must be so powerful that even the /shiniest/ sword could not save us now!
111 - BM: Well, at least I shall die as I have lived. Completely surrounded by morons.
120 - WM: Okay. We'll talk about the ethical ramifications of using destiny for profit later.
135 - BM: Man, just thinking about it makes me giddy like a little school-mage!
145 - BM: Remember, kids, with great power comes great opportunity to /abuse/ that power.
159 - BM: I just want to cause devastation on a global scale. Is that so wrong?
175 - Witch: That's good. I'm glad you liked my cookies. The secret ingredient is evil.
175 - Witch: It would be terrible for your health if you suddenly died.
178 - BM: Fighter must be as dumb as Red Mage is /stupid/!
188 - BM: Lookit me dancin' on top of Fighter's grave! C'mon, everybody! Do the Black Mage! Especially /you/, White Mage! I'm a dancin' /machine/ up on the video /screen/! Dancin' like you ain't ever /seen/! Toss your hands in the /air/ like you just don't /care/ ... that Fighter's dead. Heh heh, that's a killer - get it!
191 - BM: In conclusion, your intellect is lacking and your personal hygiene is poor.
198 - BB: It's almost as if he's not a light warrior at all. What with the rampant evil and the inclination toward brutal violence.
199 - BM: You thanking very much Brack Belt-san!
202 - Heading: Unwisely pissing off the fan base
219 - BM: I can tell that this is a bad plan. Red Mage came up with it.
219 - RM: Trust me, this one'll work. It's /bound/ to happen one of these days.
241 - Thief: Now calculate the suckiness as a factor of inability!
242 - BM: You leave me precious little alternative. And I thank you for it.
251 - Chancellor Usurper: I'm no despot, doctor. My corrupt rule will be /strictly/ by the book.
252 - BM: Great work, Thief. We weren't in /nearly/ enough trouble already.