Favorite one EVER?
THAT'S not a tentacle! - Blackbelt (Not sure of the number.)

:rmage: :You know, the last time we screwed with Canada, they burned down the White House (circa 1812AD, Planet Earth). Ever since then, they've been sitting up there...waiting... Waiting for us to let down our guard...I wouldn't be caught dead saying anything bad about those brave, handsome psychopathic pyros up in the Great White North. Not when we're 0 for 1.

:bmage: When is a volcano fully dressed?

Not that quote in itself, really, but more of the entire comic it appears in. Also:

"THAT is how we deal with mutiny on the Landsub!"

im sorry i have to add this one
"it says the most beautiful things" by BMin episode 750

i fell on the floor and stayed there fr a good 10 minutes laughing.

My particular favourite:

Berserker: "I'm sure you ladies must have many interesting stories to tell since you are obviously from the circus."
BM: "There are two things wrong with that sentence, and both of them are all of it."

And the bit at the end of the same strip.

More added to my best quotes list :

:bmage: Wow, look at all the hardcore running into that I just did.

From 739. And:

:thief: I got better.

From some episode I don't remember.

BM: Wait, if I DID evil, and you guys here ARE evil, then shouldn't you be showering me with rewards and concubines, etc?
Demon Lord: This is Hell. We're big on irony here.
http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=040224

Or possibley:
:wmage: A great disturbance in the Order, as if millions of voices cried out to say 'Oh, shit'.
http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=040320

Best. Quote. Evar.

Fighter-"No, I find his antics to be delightful and his insights manifold. Also, he has a pleasing odor."

Right before "Sound has a color now." I think it got robbed.

The Wandering God

:bbelt:Life is funny.
You start out with limitless potential, but time is always shaving away the possibilities.
Every choice you make is the choice not to do a thousand other things.
What's important, when all is said and done, is that you made a difference.
Your choices, and everything undone, have to MEAN something. Otherwise, what was the point?
I'm lucky that way. My path was already there.
I had only to walk it.
I often thought even if NO ONE knew of the good I had done with my life, it didn't matter.
That it was done was all that counts in the end.
But then I died.

:wmage: Black Belt?

:bbelt: And I hadn't gotten to do any of it yet.

Black Belt - Ep. 471 - First Attack

:o Best. Quote. Evar.

Episode 20 Episode 272
Episode 517

Episode 639

there are a few more