Best Quote
 

Ok, We have threads for best character, best episode, even best eisode title. so now we have the BEST QUOTE thread. here are the rules. only post once. the format for posting is as follows.
could someone sticky this?

(who said it) (Quote) (comic number) link if possible

If some one else did your favirote Quote thn just quote them for it.

here's mine

:thief: "White Mage, Black Mage! Something bad has hapened to physics. I'll need your help Re-establish order to the universe after I'm done with RM's Wallet"
490: Going up

if you need to find the comic there is a perfectly good find comic thread thats been sticked

Good luck with that, polls are mod/admin only. :B

ohhh i did not know that. sorry im used to forums where you could.

"He's got you there. And I'm prepared to passionately argue this point until nothing makes sense anymore. If that doesn't work, then the hours upon hours of whining will" Red Mage, 8-bit theater

Best quote? Easy.

:fighter: If I had a reason for everything I did, I'd be crazy.

Red Mage: The impossible is real! Logic is the illusion! http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=041214

Ya gotta look for it.

Close Burk

Everything Fighter says in this episode, especially
"With Gravity Slain now we can fly"

Had me laughing constantlyfor about 5 minutes first time I read it, my sides were killing that's how great that episode was.

Can't remember the number, but the one where they have to take the Bearded Trials...
Black Mage: "Stand back, and don't let the magical backlash vapourise your internal fluids."

Easy peasy.

"BLAAARGH! I am deeeaaaad..."

- Fighter

I like ones that have practical use in real life:

BM: "Short version, yes. Long version, hell yes."

Some funny quotes
 

I am reading through the entire comic from the beginning now, and saving some funny quotes as I go along. Here is my list so far. Because I am saving it in email I am using // to symbolize italics, and I am too lazy to change it here.


4 - Thief: Your GP or your HP!
20 - Heading: The Quest to Assault the Elderly Continues!
25 - WM: Excuse me, do you carry any restraining order spells?
29 - BM: Strength ... returning. Bones ... mended. Organs ... healed. Self-narration ... fading.
30 - Thief: I believe in sharing the wealth. Of others!
36 - BM: I've got black magic, a hair trigger, and a short fuse. Bring it!
39 - Fighter: Wait. Why wouldn't we trust Black Mage to be alone and unsupervised with our important destiny-altering votes?
50 - BM: Must resist urge to destroy imbeciles. Must use them to advance own goals. Must not stare at her rack. Must maintain eye contact.
57 - BM: I am loathe to admit it, but I respect Thief's capacity for evil.
68 - RM: Why would you have /any/ kind of nunchuks? This is a western-style medieval setting! There aren't any monks or martial artists within /five genres/ of here!
90 - RM: I make it my /business/ to know what I'm doing!
109 - Fighter: He must be so powerful that even the /shiniest/ sword could not save us now!
111 - BM: Well, at least I shall die as I have lived. Completely surrounded by morons.
120 - WM: Okay. We'll talk about the ethical ramifications of using destiny for profit later.
135 - BM: Man, just thinking about it makes me giddy like a little school-mage!
145 - BM: Remember, kids, with great power comes great opportunity to /abuse/ that power.
159 - BM: I just want to cause devastation on a global scale. Is that so wrong?
175 - Witch: That's good. I'm glad you liked my cookies. The secret ingredient is evil.
175 - Witch: It would be terrible for your health if you suddenly died.
178 - BM: Fighter must be as dumb as Red Mage is /stupid/!
188 - BM: Lookit me dancin' on top of Fighter's grave! C'mon, everybody! Do the Black Mage! Especially /you/, White Mage! I'm a dancin' /machine/ up on the video /screen/! Dancin' like you ain't ever /seen/! Toss your hands in the /air/ like you just don't /care/ ... that Fighter's dead. Heh heh, that's a killer - get it!
191 - BM: In conclusion, your intellect is lacking and your personal hygiene is poor.
198 - BB: It's almost as if he's not a light warrior at all. What with the rampant evil and the inclination toward brutal violence.
199 - BM: You thanking very much Brack Belt-san!
202 - Heading: Unwisely pissing off the fan base
219 - BM: I can tell that this is a bad plan. Red Mage came up with it.
219 - RM: Trust me, this one'll work. It's /bound/ to happen one of these days.
241 - Thief: Now calculate the suckiness as a factor of inability!
242 - BM: You leave me precious little alternative. And I thank you for it.
251 - Chancellor Usurper: I'm no despot, doctor. My corrupt rule will be /strictly/ by the book.
252 - BM: Great work, Thief. We weren't in /nearly/ enough trouble already.

Threads merged. Welcome to the forums, Friendly Otter, hope you enjoy your stay. :)

BM: See, if there's no jail, we can't be stuck in it. Ha! 247

:bmage:"Astos? Mo' like yo' ass is toast"

Something along those lines, anyway.

Evolution is my bitch.-Red Mage

Red Mage: oh he's dead.

Theif: No just unconcious.

Red Mage: I AM NEVER WRONG!

Dozen times.

http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=010611

BM: Why, I ought to vaporize the lot of them with a well placed dose of killing them where they stand!

haha this is great please keep them coming.

Just mentioning an old, post limited thread that shows a lot of good ones here.

http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=051027

Basically everything in his monologue

just wondering what episode had this quote:

:fighter: sound has a color now

:bmage: : I found out what zombies are weak against.
:rmage: : Oh?
:bmage: : Point-blank annihilation.

First, use this thread. Second, see this episode.

Third,
:bmage: "Well, at least I shall die as I have lived. Completely surrounded by morons."
Ranger: "...one such as he who is I..."

My quote is the best Berserker line ever.

'I bet I could hock a loogie on one of 'em.'
In the Ice Cave part. Don't know which comic.

"So does that make me Black Sla.":bmage:

:bmage: I go with what works

Don't we all.

Like some more people, everything said in comic #490. "With gravity slain, now we can fly!" that along with "But he.You can't.Love.Hate.Clouds." means awesome.
comic #490 >>> http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=041211

:fighter: http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=010406
"Damn you, wasted youth! Damn you I say!"

:fighter: http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=010418
"We're gonna be Light Warriors! WEEEEEEEEEE!"

All VERY good quotes.
One of my personal faves has to be..
:rmage: I was born ready.
:fighter: I was born naked and screaming.
:bmage: And if all goes according to plan, you shall die that way too...

my favorite would have to be...

YARR!! I am a bear

-Fighter

:bmage: Yeah it's because they screw you faster than a two dollar whore. And usually with a shiv they convince you to make.
Episode 580: Sea Gods Are Pussies

four words! im a helper!

http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=051110

RM: So stupid it's genius! I have a plan!

-or-

BM: Oh, good. I was tired of life.

Way back in Episode 65:

:rmage: "Is there an off button for that thing?"
:bmage: "Oh, he passes out after a while."

"GLURG." and "GLAG!" have been added to the best quotes list. ( episode 733 )

ORGY OF VOLIENCE....thats my choice for best. quote. ever.

281
Fightar: "It doesn't sound too evil when you say it."
Black Mage: "That's because I'm using hypno-vision!"

636:
Red Mage: "Hey, new credo: Knowledge sucks."

Who's got the one from when Black belt got lost in the hallway? I cannot seem to locate it.

Thief: Looks like that stab to the head wasn't so bad afterall.
Fighter: You get used to it after the first dozen times. Dozen times. Dozen times. Dozen times...

http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=060311

:bmage: I AM THE BLACK MAGE! I CAST THE SPELLS THAT MAKES THE PEOPLES FALL DOWN!Episode 24: "She's a White Magic Woman.

Dozen times.

You guys took most of my favorites but I'll put this one...
:bmage: :Can I ask you something?
:fighter: :Shoot.
:bmage: :'Two Fisted Monkey Style'?
:fighter: :Yyyyyyyup.
-episode 14

I use that often in real life, or when I die in WoW.

"How are things going?"

"Oh fine, other then the ORGY OF VIOLENCE and the gnomes dancing on my face."


One of my favorites is "It's Thwacky Time!"

I partial to the one in my sig, all tohugh it's much better with the whole episode accompanied by it.

I know I already put up one but this is my all time favorite-
:rmage: All it required was a cocktail of dangerous, experimental surgery and a willingness to ignore the unnecessary suffering of perfectly innocent beings! Also I shot magic into their chromosomes until they turned inside-out. Evolution is my Bitch

Favorite one EVER?
THAT'S not a tentacle! - Blackbelt (Not sure of the number.)

:rmage: :You know, the last time we screwed with Canada, they burned down the White House (circa 1812AD, Planet Earth). Ever since then, they've been sitting up there...waiting... Waiting for us to let down our guard...I wouldn't be caught dead saying anything bad about those brave, handsome psychopathic pyros up in the Great White North. Not when we're 0 for 1.

:bmage: When is a volcano fully dressed?

Not that quote in itself, really, but more of the entire comic it appears in. Also:

"THAT is how we deal with mutiny on the Landsub!"

im sorry i have to add this one
"it says the most beautiful things" by BMin episode 750

i fell on the floor and stayed there fr a good 10 minutes laughing.

My particular favourite:

Berserker: "I'm sure you ladies must have many interesting stories to tell since you are obviously from the circus."
BM: "There are two things wrong with that sentence, and both of them are all of it."

And the bit at the end of the same strip.

More added to my best quotes list :

:bmage: Wow, look at all the hardcore running into that I just did.

From 739. And:

:thief: I got better.

From some episode I don't remember.

BM: Wait, if I DID evil, and you guys here ARE evil, then shouldn't you be showering me with rewards and concubines, etc?
Demon Lord: This is Hell. We're big on irony here.
http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=040224

Or possibley:
:wmage: A great disturbance in the Order, as if millions of voices cried out to say 'Oh, shit'.
http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=040320

Best. Quote. Evar.

Fighter-"No, I find his antics to be delightful and his insights manifold. Also, he has a pleasing odor."

Right before "Sound has a color now." I think it got robbed.

The Wandering God

:bbelt:Life is funny.
You start out with limitless potential, but time is always shaving away the possibilities.
Every choice you make is the choice not to do a thousand other things.
What's important, when all is said and done, is that you made a difference.
Your choices, and everything undone, have to MEAN something. Otherwise, what was the point?
I'm lucky that way. My path was already there.
I had only to walk it.
I often thought even if NO ONE knew of the good I had done with my life, it didn't matter.
That it was done was all that counts in the end.
But then I died.

:wmage: Black Belt?

:bbelt: And I hadn't gotten to do any of it yet.

Black Belt - Ep. 471 - First Attack

:o Best. Quote. Evar.

Episode 20 Episode 272
Episode 517

Episode 639

there are a few more

Here are my favorites, with links.

Fighter: Black mage is always helping people... The problem is that they almost never understand his unique brand of help so they usually end up yelling... or screaming... or burning...
Episode 45


Red Mage: It's a miracle!
Theif: Let's not forget what kind of god would try to protect BM.
Black Mage: An evil miracle is still technically a miracle.
Episode 324


Red Mage: Wait. You murdered your own blind brother?
Black Mage: It would have been cruel to live after what I did to his eyes.
Episode 518


Theif: What'd I do?
Black Mage: You're Theif.
Episode 537


Black Mage: Fighter, get down from there, you know better than to ride crimes against nature.
Fighter: Aww, man. I never get to ride crimes against nature, or hobos, or nuthin'.
Episode 667


Red Mage: Let's just say that there's no part of the nature vs. nurture debate that can't be solved via highly invasive brain surgery.
Episode 679


Red Mage: Reporting for duty!
Theif: I said checking. Cross-checking.
Red Mage: Ah, yes. I see.
Episode 691

since this thread as hit the deadly sixties i wish to ask for a sticky so that it may reamain and grow.

The quote itself is a classic, but the context just rules.

#472:

Fighter: "Sword Chucks, yo."

http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=051022
Black Mage: Are you filled with regret that eventually, there won't be more world to burn?
Ordeal: In the back, yeah.
Black Mage: Sounds like my atrocities, all right. Perfectly normal.

Sorry, but I think this is a bit too close to "favourite episode" to warrant a sticky. We don't need to cover every possible facet of 8BT fandom in stickies. ;)