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#1 High school year 10 science class: "I wonder what happens when I ignite this gas tap" not realising it had the potetnial to blow up the school (so the teacher said) and not realising it was aimed at my friends face. (just missed)
#2 High school Science again. we're doing an experiment with Bromine, the teacher says don't breathe it directly in as it causes impotence, "I Wonder what it smells like". 1 month later im back to normal and can't remember wat it smelt like. |
I was just reading the titles of the most recently updated threads in the main Forum, and I read "Beast Wars" as "Breast Wars."
I'll take that as an indicator that I either need more sleep or...something else... |
well stupid thoughts always end up with some sort of stupid reaction,i just had finished reading the strip where fighter had said,ham and peanut butter sandwiches only are half as good as they sound.Now first thing i thought is thats disgusting,but ten minutes later i was like,hmm i wonder how that would taste?So i tried it tasted like over salted raw rat meat with chewed gum thrown in,so yeah only half as good.:whee:
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Here's one, "Could a hermaphrodite impregnate herself?"...no, seriously.
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What I'm wondering is why are Yellowpages yellow!?
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How come you get canker sores when you have a cold, and cold sores when you have herpes? Wouldn't "cankers" sound better when you're be-herped, and then you could have cold sores when you actually have a cold!
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Just a few weeks ago I thought, "What would happen if Chuck Norris died?"
3 days ago at Appplebee's I could've sworn I saw Chuck Norris sitting at the table across from me jiggling his right leg and staring at me. |
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Well, I chose ADHD as my topic for a health paper. Why is this dumb, you ask? Because I can't resist the urge to make as many ADHD jokes as |
Learning to drive standard while eating an ice cream cone.
Don`t know what the hangover we were thinking with that one, but it was interesting to shift gears balancing the cone between my knees. Later on that same day we took the Altima through the car wash - it being such a nice day - and wondering why we didn`t close the back windows. Awesome. Simply awesome. |
"If I be dumb now, I can be smarter the rest of the time!"
Childhood, asking: Coinwash? Who the heck would want to wash their coins? Curiously staring into my LED keychain light until my right eye percieved the red to be golden-orange. Trying to navigate my house with a giant blue-magenta blur temporarily blocking out the vision in said right eye. Childhood, taking a bet and eating ground pepper on vanilla ice cream. (someone else) Looking for the 'H' note on the keyboard in music class. Testing how smooth the slide is on my trombone by letting go of it during band practice. Trying to explain the above to the flutist I hit. Realizing it's Thursday and that I have babysitting, but somehow wind up proclaiming aloud, "Oh jeeze, I forgot! Today is today!" Jokingly daring my friend to bitch-slap me because she was bragging about how much it can hurt. (It's the whipping effect in the wrist that does it.) Trying to make 8-bit Theatre update faster by setting my PSP's clock ahead an hour. |
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