The single worst Idea to have is to decide the situation can not get worse
*cue music* It can always get worse.

Hmm.. maybe I can save time by shaving while I run to the train station?

After the bleeding stopped and the scars were examined, I vowed to get an electric shaver.

Ok, I'll admit, I had a stupid thought.

In the Energy Crisis thread, I almost said:

"Water shortage? What are you talking about, it rains all the time, doesn't it?"

Then I thought "oh.. .yeah, duh"...

Well, today the students of century high (the school I go to) were informed of a bomb threat. I was pulled out of school after first period, and i'm not going to school tomarrow. the stupid thought is, that when I first heard "bomb", I thought:

"Damn! I didn't buy a diffusal kit!"

*Puh*, and they say I play CS:S too much...

EDIT: because noone else has posted her in awhile, and I have another stupid moment, here goes the EDITING!

I was at my friends birthday party today, and we all decided as a group (the party) to do some BMX. Now, I haven't ever done BMX, and I don't have a BMX bike, so I was just supposed to watch them from atop my mountain bike. One of the people there was told to "hit" a jump, but he merely "slapped" it. I said "I'll show you how it's done," and started making my way towards the dirt ramp. Now, keep in mind that I
A) don't have a helmet on,
B) haven't ever done a jump on a bike, and
C) I'm riding a mountain bike, not a BMX bike (which are lighter and easier to land on)

I took the jump, and basically threw myself 4.5 feet upwards, with the front wheel of the bike at about 80 degrees downward. I tumbled, and came out with a minor concussion, some scratches, and some bruises, but I'm fine and fit 4 hours from that incident. I just tell people that I fought a cougar with my bear hands.

There's something else I'd like to mention, but isn't part of being stupid. It's that a few years ago, I had a very vivid dream of going off that dirt jump, watching the ground speed under me, then tumbling forward, crumpling over to my left, then opening my eyes, with the sun shining in my eyes. That EXACT same thing happened today, except I know what happened afterwards. Not the first time Iv'e had that sort of dream too. I wish I could dream a few seconds before the actual pain part though :p

I'm not exactly sure that it's STUPID, but:

So, I was going to get some cereal for breakfast today. Well, on my way back to my desk, I almost slip on my pants leg on the tile. The first thought to come to my mind is:

"I should stop wearing pants."

My friends and I were talking about how humans are getting lazier and lazier, saying things like, "Soon we'll have sidewalks that act like escalators! And yes, I know about the ones in the airport." So, I just had to say "Heh! Soon we'll have trees that grow themselves!"

I always wondered:

If rules were made to be broken, then why is it such a big deal when someone breaks one? Shouldn't it be expected? If people are going to make rules simply for the purpose of breaking them, then why bother with them at all? Clearly, if there were no rules, then there'd be no way to break any. Why hasn't anyone picked up on this?

These are the kinds of thoughts that assure me of social isolation in my later years.

"I`ll sleep it off later!"

--no sleep makes Amy really, really, really nasty at work, at home, anywhere.

I poked myself in the eye with a pencil while walking down a hallway to an IQ test.
Then I did it again on the way out while demonstrating what I did.

*Walking through a chemistry lab, sees a beaker of white rocks with a warning label on it*

Oooo... pretty....!

*picks up highly corrosive white rock and burns hand*


It's amazing really... and I'm in med school and I work part time in a lab... scary, huh?