Insert any word in there, and it's funny.

Was playing Guilty Gear XX: Midnight Carnival the other day. I tried out a really funky new combo with my main man, Sol, and I suddenly realized how awesome it would be if you could stop all of your actions right then, and that way you could easily continue the combo. Why didn't they put anything in the game like that?

That was when I realized I just made up Roman Canceling, and that's been in the game since GG X.

I sense...a great closure in the force. As though an entire thread cried out in terror....and was silent.

Damn. You sold your mom out right there. Me? I wouldn't have told that story. Here's hoping she never takes a liking to 8BT.

Seriously guys; People actually ask me why I've never been drunk.

I was going to turn this entire post into 'Nique makes fun of everyone else', but I actually would feel really bad for you if you ran your cat through the wash.

But maybe now it knows what happens to the laundry it sleeps in now?

And how!

"fifthfiend just pigged you all night long."
"fifthfiend just Fidel Castro'd you all night long."
"fifthfiend just robbed you all night long."
"fifthfiend just took a pee on you all night long."
"fifthfiend just Krylo'd(?) you all night long."

krylo (`krī lō)
v. krylo'd, (`krī lōd) krylo'ing

1. The act of violating both the mind and body of another person.
2. To act like Krylo.
   
   
   
   
   
3. To be sexy, I guess?

New stupid thought...I had this dream that my cat was chashing a spider so big, its legs looked like pipe cleaners. I was saying things to my cat, and I was kind of paralyzed by fear, when a certain mod popped up in my dream and stood behind my back, commenting on everything I did, said, and thought. Even when the dreamscape changed and I was doing something else, he kept on following me in the dreamworld.

My first thought when I woke up was, "Damn! I have a moderator for my dreams now?!" :eek:

Me to my friend "Holy crap man what happened to your eye!?"

Him "I got shot with a paintball in the eye, the doctors said I might lose it and I'm lucky not to be blind in both eyes..."

Me "Why weren't you wearing your mask?"

Him "Well I didn't think I'd need it, we were indoors and it was an accident"

Me "..."

Him "There was only one gun, we were taking turns and Bert didn't give me the mask...I guess that was kinda dumb huh?"

His eye had nearly popped out of his head and the fool found it hilarious. His face was this horrible deep purple and green color...stupid.

Maybe it's your aftershave. :p

(Hey, and it's on-topic, too!)

This morning actually, i was frying up some bacon for breakfast while playing WoW when i noticed my bacon was on fire. So i run up, go to the fridge, pull out the juice, pour myself a glass, then keep playing WoW for about a minute before the thought came to mind "Oh yeah, my bacon's on fire".

When I was a kid, my cousin convinced me driving my bike into the garage door was a good idea.

Six months later, we were riding bikes down a hill, and I crashed into a tree. I didn't think te bike had brakes.

I just looked through this thread. Know what I thought?

"Wow. Don't these people realize these are really stupid thoughts?"