The Destroyer Is Manifest!!
 

Look ye all upon my bold-face username.

Look upon it, and tremble!

Good job and don't fuck it up. Is there anything else to say?

Congrats, Fifth. Good luck! Don't fuck it up!

Wow,
The icy winds of jealousy.
*shiver*

HEY I WANT MY NAME ITALICIZED.
DO IT.

Edit, And in regards to those that say "don't fuck it up"

I say "EAT IT"

As much as i disagree with him, or outright laugh at his antics, Fifth is a damn good poster, and he seems to like these forums, I think that telling him not to fuck it up is like trying to fight fire with gasoline. What a silly thing to do. NO?

Good luck with that.

Oh and yea.
Congrats to the guy with the sign.

I should tell you right now, that monkey over there.... not trembling.

And I know your game. You can't fool me. And you are certainly no where near as awesome as Captain Jack Sparrow! Suck it, sign boy.

Haha! Fifth's not good enough to be italicized. He's just bolded. SuperMod<Admin. I mean, Fifth's good, just not this good.

Insufficient trembling! Now suffer my wrath!

... Okay you're not suffering yet, but as soon as I find the fuckin' ban-button on this bitch, you guys are screwed!

Okay, everybody. Here's the plan. You guys stand here and keep congratulating him while I take this oppourtunity to run the fuck away.

Your sacrifices will not be in vain.

Oh, right, and congratulations Fifthfiend.

Fifth, bottom of the page. There's a little link that says 'mod'. It's next to archive. All our powers are contained within.

Damnit, you had to delete the other thread, didn't you, fifth?

There's what I was looking for.

Seriously though, Italisized.
Please.
NO special powers, just Slanted letters.
You see I am quite mad for them.

You fool, you've damned us all!

...I can't believe I got you turned into a mod.

I feel like Harry Potter at the end of Goblet of Fire.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to projectile vomit into Krylo's urethra at ten paces.

You act like that wasn't the plan all along.

Now they know too much.

well... gosh digdy darn it... now THIS seens to fit the situation

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AD_Km...=Billy%20mandy

Just overleap Clows by Mods (no Pun intended... up to now)

Voldemort had a reason to keep Harry alive.

My reign of terror will begin with you!

Is it terror when it's pointlessly and almost pathetically funny?

I probably wouldn't be the first person to say that you got an additude problem, would I girly?

YOU call it attitude. I call it pointless and half-insulting flair towards the new mod!

Yeah, you're not the first.

DAMMIT!

I swear, Starky, if I get banned because I didn't have enough Joe with my Monkey, it's on YOUR HEAD!

Terror is best when the person has overwhelming power over his victims. However, I doubt he has the skills necesary to spread true terror. I've only seen true terror on a forum a handful of the times. Yeah, he can't do it. Suck it AGAIN, Sign Boy!

Who's pointless now?

Doom, I say, Doom!

It looks like Fifthy is having fun with the ban button.

He might need a new nickname.

Fifth, I am proud of you! You were made a mod to ban people. Good job!

Insufficient love of THE JAM?!

Your sins demand bannination!

Quoting Dr. Menace:

Whatever it is it's Burkion's fault.

But I wanted to be a pirate!

Do we really need anything else from him?

Seriously though, it's just Fifthfiend.

If you don't move, he won't see you. And then he'll just be waving his ban stick around aimlessly.

Thats right Kids! Say something 'Stoopid' here TODAY and get yourself banned by Fifthfiend himself!

Thatsright! No extra charge! No need for sense Or reason! Just do ti now and you will also get this fine T-Shirt!!

http://chanwear.com/shop/images/IHACKBANME.jpg

Oh man, just let Mr. Mighty Morphin' Son of a Bitch show his face around here!

Uh...all hail! (bows in worshipfulness)

Did you really ban Mesden or did you fake-ban her?

They're all real bans.

Arrr, this be mutiny, yarr!

Ye be walkin' the plank of the banned!

Lies.

Dirty filthy lies.


....right? ._.

Bah, whats so special about fifthfiend anyways? Krylo is WAY more awesome than he is.

I'm scared. Very scared. But that answers my question of why fifthfiend's name is emboldened. (goes to worship the new mod some more)

Banned for filthy, execrable lies!

Oh no, they're all real.

Raiden's bitching about how he got a longer ban time than Mesden.

I am poking you with a stick. Feel the poking? Because I am poking you.

I have to admit it, fifthfiend is just better than me in every conceivable way.

What can I say MB, you got what you had coming to you.

I suggest we all kneel before our merciless yet awe-inspiring overlord and pay him the homage that is his due.

Edit: Apparently he DID discover the edit button.

Also, MB DID get what's coming to him, but I'm still more awesome.

pokin..... EEEEW Thats not a stick!!! :gonk:

I told you that monkey wasn't trembling.

You know, I'd tell you guys to stop spamming, but Fifth will ban you anyway, so... screw it.

Actually, I'm kinda liking that.

Like, a little bit lower... now over to the right...

Yeeeeeah, that's the ticket.

I too swear fealty before the mighty Fiend!

May we all offer up our suffering as a paean to his greatness!

So did Fifth discover he can edit other people's posts now, or do I need to do some banning too?

You cant handle the Truth!

But seriously... im not sure about "what" is on Topic Here... :rolleyes:

Oh man, this is fantastic!

BEHOLD MY IMMINENT POWER! I SHALL DEFILE THE CURSED BEAST THAT HAS PLAGUED YOU, YOUNG AND OLD FORUMERS ALIKE! THIS BLIGHT SHALL BE QUENCHED IN THE UPMOST DEGREE!

But I need your help! We must rebel! Rise above he who hast been exalted and defeat his tyrannical reign!

Or, you know, just let 'em ban me. Whatever works!

I think the WTF meter just came back.

Shit, I think we snapped the needle.

Fifth, Mes just offered to defile you... now you see the REAL perk to modhood:

The poon.

Oh, fuck.. Must.. resist.. temptation of.. fifth's treasures... Seriously, what's this topic about? Oh, yeah, Fifthfiend. Well, that *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* his mom.

Sweet, now DFM's comics make sense.

Edit: This thread is 3 minute ahead of my computer. Moving crazy fast.

I am banning you so hard!

Banning you and banning you, all night long.

I Swear... i reed that, then i saw this... and it fits together somehow...

Fifth, I want you to have my babies. But you still aren't as awesome as Captain Jack Sparrow. Now there would be a fun mod. Definately better than Meister or Croteam. Yep, it would be a glorious era of pirating on the high seas of the internet. But, I digress. You. My babies. Now.

I'm not sure if that's a pun, but ninjas would be sooo much cooloer.

Ninjas are overused. And, frankly, Naruto killed the Ninja thing so hard. At least the damage One Peice did to Pirates was overthrown by the awesomness of Captain Jack Sparrow.

And stop going off topic. Talk about FifthFeind's ill-gotten gain here.

Well... that's post limit. Now I release Fifth onto the forum proper. Unless he unlocks this and goes back to town here... but why would he, when he could, say, go to the versus thread... or maybe that power rangers one...

The possibilities are endless, and terrible!

Let the seals be shattered! Let the Fiend fly free!!

... Okay, bans rescinded.

I was just funnin' ya!

.... Except for DJ and Burkion, so they can think about what they did.