Rhiya's draconic body vibrated slightly and shrank gradually to horse-sized. She gave a fanged grin.

"We wait for tea and more destruction... possibly a tantrum," she replied to Mesia. Turning to the growling Garud, she snickered even more loudly.

"Don't feel so important, mate. You're just one casualty out of a hundred," she stretched a forepaw out, pointing to the way she just came through. Garud turned and noticed the mile-long furrow of earth, telephone lines, roads and rubble behind her.

A great silver wolf twice the size of one found in the wild loped into the clearing, Looking at the other NPFers the wolf changed form.

Seconds later Tarrin stood in it's place his attention fixed on the furrow that had appeared in the earth. "Hmm o..kay how di..."Tarrin stopped, After all did he really want to know, He doubted it.

Looking back at the others he smiled "So i heard there was going to be cake".

Syttulg looked at the destruction and decided to use it as a distraction. He sat down next to an electrical outlet, stuck his fingers in the sockets, and began filling his batteries.

"So, is this the threat we have to take care of? A virus that causes people to teamkill?"

"CRASH! BANG! BOOM! SMASH! EEK!" Fenris heard as Rhiya flew in and demolished the building. He walked through the mansion (or rather, what was left of it) and encountered GARUD, Mesia, Raiden, and Rhiya.

Fenris turned around, surveyed the damage, turned back, and said,

"I'm dissapointed, Rhiya. You easily could have destroyed the other half of the loungeroom. And that tree back there? Yeah, that shouldn't be there. But aside from that," Fenris cocked his head and grinned, "It's nice to see you again."

"I don't feel special. Right now, I feel pain. Geeze, I had catch up on my demon slaying quota ever since Raiden went berserk. I'm tired, and injured and- HURK... I think I just lost my spleen."

Garud noticed Fenris and said,

"How's my favourite hobo? Still living off the red cross?"

"Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands! They are now called The Islands."

"Thorque, be quiet over there."

It was then someone raised a salient point, "Won't Arhra be upset to find her house has been partially demolished?" This someone might remain forever unknown, though they must be applauded for helping the narrative of the following series of events to unfold.

Mesden was in the unfortunate position of being the one to venture something optimistic. "She can't possibly be that angry about some damage can she? Especially when there's some kind of impending apocalypse." Unlike the someone of before, Mesden was clearly identified, possibly at random.

It was then they saw Premonitions running like the hounds of hell were after him. Instead, it was merely Arhra in a screaming fury, waving a rather large axe around and shouting, "Blast down my door will you?!" The hounds were probably preferable. They were less inventive.

It was then Arhra spotted Rhiya, her eyes briefly sweeping back to her house and locking onto the chaos diamond dragon. You could practically see the thoughts tumbling over and linking Rhiya to the damage. If looks could kill, Arhra's mad red stare would probably be universally regarded as a doomsday device.

A few moments later, everyone who had been near Rhiya had vanished behind a rather substantial wall that inexplicably stood in the middle of the garden. Discretion is the better part of valour after all. Arhra clumsily wielding a certain horse-sized dragon as a club to try and flatten Premonitions had been more than enough to convince them of that. They reasoned they ought to be relatively protected there and could just wait until Arhra was done with Premonitons and Rhiya. The main drawback was the wall didn't block out the sounds.

Checking on if things were over, the wall lurkers peered cautiously around the edge. It was at that exact moment a high velocity dragon slammed into the wall like a spiky wrecking ball. A few confused moments of complicated destruction and no-one knowing what the hell was going on later, everything went quiet.

Arhra sauntered over to the sprawled NPF'ers, looking vaguely pleased with herself. "Hullo everyone! Good to have you here! How have you been?" Arhra spared approximately half a second for replies and then plunged on, "Well, no time to be lying around all day. I don't think everyone's here yet but we should make a start. Come inside and we can have some of that tea." she finished and turned around, beginning the walk back to her house. She paused, as if thinking of something, "It might help liven some of you up. You must be feeling a little drained." Alas, the pun gods didn't strike her down on the spot as she chuckled and resumed her walk.

"Here, let me give you a hand Garud." I said, as I used Cure-2 on him. "Good thing SOMEONE here knows curitive magic...." I said as it went down. Then leaning in close I whispered "You know, I have an elven friend of mine who's an assassion....I could ask her to do a favor for you..."

After the events Arhra posted but I'm to lazy to describe again from my own POV, I looked at Arhra, and said "No tea for me, thanks. I'll just have some water."

"Nope. It seems that the Red Cross doesn't have a customer loyalty reward." Fenris grinned some more, and watched Arhra try to flatten Premonitions with Rhiya.

"Yes, let's!" Fenris said, and he hastily followed Arhra to wherever she was headed, eager for the eateries.

"Hey guys, wh-" Was all Steel got out before finding himself under a pile of rubble that had been untill very recently a part of Arhras mansion. He managed to dig himself out just in time to witness the mass clobbering, and get hit by a very hard chaos dragon. After his head stopped spinning, he managed to drag himself up and follow the others, wondering if tea included scones and biscuits.

Most people had made grand posts about their grand entrances and how grand a time they had.

Ecurt decided to skip all that by simply opening the front door of Arhra's home, walking in, taking a seat for himself, and graciously accepting the cup of tea that Yuri had offered him. No explosions or any sort of destruction involved.

And then the others entered.