If you could be....
 

If could be ANYTHING you wanted, real or made-up. What would it be, and why?

I would be a badass humanoid robot with a nanomachine armor which would allow me to assume any human form I desired so I could hide from the masses. My only weapon would be a Japanese sword that could cut through almost anything.

Krylo.

Seriously, who wouldn't want to experience that?

I would be a mutant with the ability to emulate the powers of any anime character.

Stupid, you say? Let's see you deal with fifteen kinds of badass.

Oh, shit, the thirty kinds of emo whinyness.

Damn, nevermind, bad idea.

I would be a magical crime fighting girl complete with a mini skirt and crappy dialogue!

I'd be the most awesome video game in existence, with the ability to play with myself.

Really, what could be better than that?

Ecurt, you already HAVE the ability to play with yourself, so you don't have to ask for that.

Duhhh!

*raises hand* He's creepy.

I'd be a supernatural being who's whole purpose in life is to observe what happens in the universe, and randomly screw with stuff.

That or Ruler o' Kitties. Yeeeeaaaaah....

...why would I want to be anything other than me? I'm awesome.

...Is it just me, or are there like...3 threads that are basically the same thread running right now?

i would like to be the internet...

Yeah... you heard me...

Ya know those spirits, with cool coats, that look after Earth and affects people lives, for good or bad? Yep. Damn Yep.