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TheSpacePope 07-22-2006 03:58 PM

the only way I'd be involved is if Mesden has no say in my content whatsoever.
Other than that I am just gravy.
Other than that the Letters to TSP AAAANNNNDDD a few news articles a week.

Silly Kitty 07-22-2006 04:07 PM

I've been thinking and I coulda also reccommend an anime to watch once a week. This is just so every part of the forum would be represented.

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope 07-22-2006 04:09 PM

We could do a comedy bit. Having two NPFers get in a heated debate over somehting trivial.

Or a short story using NPFers as characters

Skyshot 07-22-2006 04:13 PM

I could make a decent editor. Not necessarily the guy in charge of everything, just the guy who goes through and improves sentence structure and such. Or a guy who goes through it all and does that. I wouldn't mind an assistant or two.

Rest assured, I'm Captain English Class if there ever was one.

TheSpacePope 07-22-2006 04:14 PM

Quote:

We could do a comedy bit. Having two NPFers get in a heated debate over somehting trivial.
You mean like teh discussion forum?
Ba dum bum Tink.

Iamsofuckinghillariousithurtsmyhead

But honestly, are you talking about like an editorial debate like theonion used to have(or still does)
Like
Why good music sucks
BY emo mcfaggypants
vs
Why emo music sucks
By the rest of america.

Something like that?

I wish skyshot would edit MY posts half the time so I agree.

Major Blood 07-22-2006 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skyshot
I could make a decent editor. Not necessarily the guy in charge of everything, just the guy who goes through and improves sentence structure and such. Or a guy who goes through it all and does that. I wouldn't mind an assistant or two.

Rest assured, I'm Captain English Class if there ever was one.

I could help you with that. I didn't get 98% in English 12 for nothing.
Okay, so i'm a fugging liar. But i still know improper spelling and grammar when i see it.

Melfice 07-22-2006 04:21 PM

Shit, if I hadn't offered a short story already, I'd slap you all silly with your own grammar and spelling.

Pshhh.

Skyshot 07-22-2006 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Melfice
...I'd slap you all silly with your own grammar and spelling.

Normally that'd be fine, but it's humiliating when the guy doing it doesn't even speak English as his native language.

I mean, couldn't you toss in the occasional malapropism or at least a funny accent?
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSpacePope
You mean like the Discussion forum?
Ba dum bum tink.

But honestly, are you talking about like an editorial debate like The Onion used to have (or still does)? Like "Why Good Music Sucks" by Emo Mcfaggypants versus "Why Emo Music Sucks" by The Rest of America? Something like that?

I wish Skyshot would edit MY posts half the time, so I agree.

Wish granted, in a fractional sense.

EDIT: My proposal for editor status has reminded me of this.

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/2...slettergm9.jpg
Strips taken from page 176 of Seven Years of Highly Defective People, by Scott Adams. Go read it; it's awesome.

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope 07-22-2006 04:29 PM

Actually Space pope it would be like this

ex Rap music Good or Bad:

It would put two people against each other and making arguments with each other and each response would get more convoluted and crazy. It would obviously be a comedy style.

an example

Space Pope: Rap music is good and a new wave.
Melfice: No you are wrong. Its country. I hate your opinion and I hope you die.
Space Pope: Well at least my music isn;t brought by inbred country hicks.
etc etc.

It wouldn;t be long either.

please don;t hurt me, I was just using you two as an example

Chipper173 07-22-2006 04:36 PM

I wanna help with something. Review guy? I've done some writing for local papers.


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