Batman and Robin are now trying a new approch to suicide jumpers...the Mel Gibson from Leathal Weapon approch. Let's watch...

Batman: You want a smoke?
Man: I know you don't smoke Batman your aren't going to trick me!
Batman: Damnit Robin! This is all your fault!
Robin: Gee...Batman I sure am sorry.
(Batman "accidentally" bumps Robin off the ledge)
Man: You know I don't think I want to jump any more...
Batman thinking: Alright it's working!
Batman: Why don't we jump together?
Man: If you make me jump I'll tell them all your secret identity is Mel Gibson!
Batman: Goddamnit!

Chief O'Hara: Saints be praised, Commissioner! The Dynamic Duo's nearly got that poor man down from the burning building!

Commissioner Gordon: Yes, Chief, and it almost makes up for the fact that we're stuck down here looking up at a teenage boy in green underoos that are about three sizes too small....

Chief O'Hara: Begorra!

"Trick or treat!"
"Why the hell would there be candy up here? In a burning building? And why are you kids up here? You should be in school instead of touching each others crotch. Damn whippersnappers!"

"Dammit Batman, this is the third time today! Just let me jump and go after Black Mask already!"

Dammit Robin, put some pants on!

Space Pope won. Maj. Blood was a close second...

I won and Now I am hungry.
Flare, I love that you love the Adam West Pedophilia joke.

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I always knew McDonalds food was made of plastic!

Fava beans and chianti unavailable to him at the time being, Hannibal Lecter decides to just have a quick sandwich to tide him over.