Then Charleton Heston barged in and yelled "GET YOUR STINKIN HANDS OFF MY GUNS YOU DAMN DIRTY LIBERAL!"

With all these guns around it's almost hard to belive america isn't a safe place to live.

I need guns, lots of guns.

"Holy god-damn green Jesus fuck on a pogo stick! What a friggin' sweet birthday haul! You got me, like, half the fuckin' catalog, didn't you, Frank? You magnificent bastard, you. And it's all loaded and--hey, is this a silencer? Shee-yit yes! I'm'a go shoot some beer cans 'n' squirrels in the backyard now. Thanks!"

"That's why I like you, Kimberly. You're not like the other girls."

What, no bazooka? Pfft.

In order to create a more realistic experience for gamers who purchase the Wii, Nintendo tests out updated models of the Zapper.

Just your typical shadowrunners living room

There, I'm properly equipped to go to Harlem.

Yippee Kai Yay Mothafucker!