I'd hit that

I mean, "Some animals just wouldn't make it on the outside."

that is the wierdest lookin beaver I ever seen

Put 'em on the glass!

The side affects of nature's Mardi Gra.

"Good lord. There's a four-hundred-pound woman out there, sitting on a bench and devouring an ice cream cone, covered in body hair and a galaxy of moles, wearing magenta hotpants and a tube top with 'I faked it' spelled out on it in lime green rhinestones.

And I'm the one in the cage!?"

That's not what I menat when I said "press your beaver to the glass." I can't believe she wasted my one conjugal visit this month.

A little known fact: 'Blowfishing' the zoo patrons is one of the animals' favorite pastimes.

[QUOTETheSpacePope]that is the wierdest lookin beaver I ever seen[/QUOTE]

Maybe because it's an otter?

Caption: Dammit, someone just windexed this thing!

Yo baby! Hey, I can slip through a lot of slick places, and your pants look plenty slick! Thank you! [/catcall]

Sorry for the delay, took a nap and then woke up to the D&D cartoon.

1st Place = Jeneralissimo!!!!

2nd Place = Nikose

The rest of you are otter disgraces. (puns 4 life)