I really hope Jen doesn't post in time, I actually have a great one this time!

Sorry, Nikose, I found a good one.

Also, note: I will be posting the winners a little early since I will be headed off to work around this time tomorrow.

Oh geez, I didn't even notice Axl's pun. But then again, I typed Satan's Onion as Satan's Union, so evidently I can't tell the difference between an "o" and a "u". And I'm trying to be an editor. w00t.

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Why some Marines never should have pets.

It can be tough to ferret out a good pint in this town.

Leasticoulddo's mascot, Blind Ferret's, long lost cousin, drunken ferret.

Ferret: Oh yesshh! Thishh ishh the good shtuff.

Excuse me, I have to drain my weasel.

No-one knew how mean a drunk the ferret was