While it is known throughout the wilderness that the rabbits are fond of orgies and general hedonism, racoons live for petty theft and framing, squirrels for knowing fairy lore and being abominable packrats, few know of Ferrets and their love of binge drinking.

Not shown: The ferret waking up horrified next to the otter from the last picture.

"So this human wanted to trade his shirt for a Donkey Kong game! I told him to talk to my cousin Tom Nook, because I didn't move into town yesterday."

"Uh, actually, you DID move into town yesterday."

"...Shut up."

Behind the Pixels: Sluggy Freelance

We all know of Kiki's problems with sugar, but few know of her real life tragedy when she tried to counter it.

"I was snorting pixie sticks and sculling lager. It seemed like a good idea at the time, depressants and stimulants, balance me out you know? But it was killing me, I-I couldn't even poing you know? I eventually went into rehab and got clean and I have the love of my friends to thank."

Next week, on Behind the Pixels we look at Dr McNinja and his problems with selfmedication.

Good batch of captions here, you guys. I'm afraid I'm gonna have to go with POS Industries this time. I started cracking up, despite the horrible mental picture.

Honorable mention goes to Gurusloth for the little pun.

You wanna talk about horrible mental pictures? Here's one for you!

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"But seriously, you should have seen what Oprah tried to show me in her dressing room. EWWW!"

Why mousetrap pants never caught on.

"Ahhh my top teeth are escaping from my mouth!"

AAAAACHOOOO!