And the T said, let there be light, FOOL.
And there was much rejoicing.

I pity the fool who disses MY holy day!

Book of T, 6:19 -

Let no man not pity da foo who does not worship the greatness of Mr T.

And on the 20th day, Mr. T made the A-team, and he saw it was good...

You were expecting maybe Chuck Norris?

Proof that it has become way too easy to be canonized these days

Peter Griffin's failed Church of the Fonz brought the inevitable Holy Order of T.

Told you Jesus was black.

And here we have St. T, patron saint of youth centers and action films. The only saint to be canonized before death, mainly because he threatened to throw the pope "hellava far."

And on eleventh day he pitied the fool.