"All the other Transformers get to be in that fancy-schmancy base... but I get mud on the carpet ONCE and they send me here..."

"When bathroom renovations go bad" next, on HGTV

"Hrmmm perhaps I should have dug in front of me FIRST rather then under me First....oh well. China, here I come!"

Sounds like another mastadon's stuck in the tar pits haha flintstones for the win

No, dig up, stupid.

Imagine the chef guy from the Muppets sitting at the controls...waving his silly head around as his backhoe went down...that guy cracks me up...Also imagine those 2 old guys in the balconey laughing their asses off at this

This is why the 'swampland in Florida for sale' joke is funny.

...That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up.

WIN!