"Ah, the great outdoors. Great place for a honeymoon, darling, alone with no civilization for miles save this one road. So anyways, honey, I just got that million dollar life insurance policy on me...so all our...oh, we're going hunting?"

*BLAM*

One of the spectators from the Transcontinental Road Race (Mr. President loves you all!)

(Please tell me you guys have seen the movie.)

"Mmmmm delicious babies."

Oooh... something shiny!!!!

Mr. Miagi rests quietly wile pondering where the hell Ralph Maccio went with his carrer

Just don't ask where he got the milk...

While the old proffessor of Jarrassic Park munch's away at his lunch, a Terodactyl from off screen makes it's move.

Off camera: the three teams of heavily armed SWAT troops, waiting for him to make his move.

'Tis not a man? (check)...Remorseless eating machine? (check) Nice try Gurusloth...but I'm pretty sure this belongs in the camwhore thread...You can't use pictures of yourself in the caption contest...

Can so! Besides, I'm not that gray-haired yet.

Winner is Flarecobra; Runner up is Satan's Onion.