Ermm you're supposed to drive around the poles! It's called a Slalom for a reason, duchebag!

"I told you I could drive this thing drunk!"
"Yeah, but how are you going to drive it home?"
"....More drinking!"

"D-3"

"Hit."

Still fairing better than the "suicidal daring"

Good thing they tethered it to the pole, otherwise it might have floated away!

And this is why Mental Patients aren't allowed to have boats.

Shouldn't the boating authorities have been suspicious when they named their boat "Temporary Insanity"? For the second time?

DBS won....And given the way the boat looked, I can SO see that..

Runner-up is POS.

It's been over 24 hours, so I'm doing my thing!

http://www.toadking.com/6x9=42/bk.jpg

And that, kids, is what happens when you drink the suspicious-tasting punch at the costume party. (I'd be wary of accepting that sandwich, too, come to think.)